Turbo5.4
10-12-2005, 09:05 PM
Dacuala, GA. Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old
white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch
at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with
lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I
thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over, picked
out a pumpkin, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it,
you know?"
Patrol officer Brenda Taylor pulled over and
approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said
Officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working
away at this pumpkin."
"I just went up and said"... "Excuse me sir, but do
you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me straight in the face and
said,
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch
at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with
lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse
on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and
there was no one around here for miles. At least I
thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over, picked
out a pumpkin, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to
satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it,
you know?"
Patrol officer Brenda Taylor pulled over and
approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said
Officer Taylor.
"I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working
away at this pumpkin."
"I just went up and said"... "Excuse me sir, but do
you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
there, and then looked me straight in the face and
said,
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"