Two Rednecks

[JohnBoy's 91]

>Two red necks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
>couple
>of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookie thar up
ahead,
>Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin'
>these here beers !
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>Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin'
>these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads,
then
>throw
>the bottles under the seat.
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>"What fer?", asked Bubba.
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>"Just let me do the talkin', OK?, said Earl.
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>Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put
the
>labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the
>sheriff
>said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?"
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>" No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels...
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>"Me and Bubba's on the patch.