99_gt
10-07-2005, 10:20 AM
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds"
in Texas. Ray always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?
It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat."
in Texas. Ray always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different
about me?"
Bessie looks him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT
NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?
It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging
down again tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat."