Davidm97
10-03-2005, 02:46 PM
> A man and a woman, who have never met before (but are both married to
other> people) found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
> transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing
> a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the
upper
> bunk, and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently
woke> the woman saying, Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
> to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. I
> have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're> married. Wow! That's a great idea! he exclaimed. Good, she replied. Now
get> your own f****** blanket.
After a moment of silence, he farted.
other> people) found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
> transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing
> a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the
upper
> bunk, and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently
woke> the woman saying, Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
> to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. I
> have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight, let's pretend that
we're> married. Wow! That's a great idea! he exclaimed. Good, she replied. Now
get> your own f****** blanket.
After a moment of silence, he farted.