The widow

[jodynbob]

A woman who lost her husband nearly a year ago has been dating John for about 4 months. Last night after their date, John walked her in to her house. They sat down on the couch and began talking. One thing led to another and they began to passionately kiss and caress each other. John took off her blouse, then her bra, and finally her skirt. She stood up and said, 'See these black panties I'm wearing? That means that this area is still mourning the loss of my husband.'

John stood up and said 'I thought you might say that....I'll be right back.' John hurried off to the bathroom and came out completely nude. She looked at him with a puzzled look on her face, then he said 'See this black condom? I'd like to extend to you my deepest condolences!'

[Royb]

stolen from Maxium :eek:

[jodynbob]

stolen from Maxium :eek:

what is Maxium? my wife actually came home from work yesterday and told me that one...a patient had told her.

is it fairly accurate or has it been screwed up in the retellings?! :confused:

[OASIS05]

Who cares.


Its funny.

[jodynbob]

I don't care all that much....I just know how the jokes @ my wife's office get mutilated sometimes! I don't know how many times she's come home telling me a joke that she starts off by saying something to the effect of 'this is KINDA funny, but I thought you'd like it' then after she gets done I can usually tell her how it's SUPPOSED to go and it's a helluva lot funnier! :cool:

[momo stallion]

patient tried to get fresh with your wife!