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Davidm97
09-27-2005, 08:36 AM
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So the Queen and Paris Hilton are in heaven, but St. Peter says they can only take one of them, and told them both to do something to impress him. Paris Hilton Flashes him, and he said "Alright, let's see what Your Highness does."

The Queen goes to the nearest bathroom, takes a dump and flushes the toilet. St. Peter then says "Your Highness, you may go in. Paris Hilton, You have to go to hell."

Desperate, Paris Hilton asks: "Why? How can an old lady's shit beat my breasts?"

St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but a Royal Flush beats a Pair anyday"
CarrieNC17
09-27-2005, 08:38 AM
lol your sig is fucking hilarious!
Davidm97
09-27-2005, 08:45 AM
its supposed to move but I screwed it up some how :mad:
silvereight
09-27-2005, 09:49 AM
has to be .gif to move i think, yours is a .bmp
Davidm97
09-27-2005, 11:04 AM
has to be .gif to move i think, yours is a .bmp
yea
That_Is_My_El_Camino
10-02-2005, 12:38 AM
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So the Queen and Paris Hilton are in heaven, but St. Peter says they can only take one of them, and told them both to do something to impress him. Paris Hilton Flashes him, and he said "Alright, let's see what Your Highness does."

The Queen goes to the nearest bathroom, takes a dump and flushes the toilet. St. Peter then says "Your Highness, you may go in. Paris Hilton, You have to go to hell."

Desperate, Paris Hilton asks: "Why? How can an old lady's shit beat my breasts?"

St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but a Royal Flush beats a Pair anyday"LOL! But your sig sucks...I keed, I keed.
my dixie wrecked
10-03-2005, 02:10 AM
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So the Queen and Paris Hilton are in heaven, but St. Peter says they can only take one of them, and told them both to do something to impress him. Paris Hilton Flashes him, and he said "Alright, let's see what Your Highness does."

The Queen goes to the nearest bathroom, takes a dump and flushes the toilet. St. Peter then says "Your Highness, you may go in. Paris Hilton, You have to go to hell."

Desperate, Paris Hilton asks: "Why? How can an old lady's shit beat my breasts?"

St. Peter says "I'm sorry, but a Royal Flush beats a Pair anyday"


waaaaa waaaa waaaaaa :D
venomviper69
10-03-2005, 03:30 PM
nice poker joke...anyone have anymore?