Boosted
09-27-2005, 07:10 AM
Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last sixteen days:
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> The hurricane only hit black families' property.
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> New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
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> Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
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> New Orleans has no white people.
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> The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
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> When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.
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> The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare-, looters-, and gang-free ---they are in your city.
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> White folks don't make good news stories.
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> Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
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> Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
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Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.
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> The hurricane only hit black families' property.
>
>
> New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
>
>
> Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
>
>
> New Orleans has no white people.
>>
> The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
>
> When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.
>
> The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare-, looters-, and gang-free ---they are in your city.
>
> White folks don't make good news stories.
>
> Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
>
> Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
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Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.