Kayte
09-21-2005, 02:58 PM
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was pay day and he wanted
some fun. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the boys and spending freely until he was penniless.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by
his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to
him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results. ..
But on Thursday, the swelling was down just enough so he could see her
a
little out of the corner of his left eye
some fun. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the boys and spending freely until he was penniless.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by
his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to
him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three
days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results. ..
But on Thursday, the swelling was down just enough so he could see her
a
little out of the corner of his left eye