Kustom
09-21-2005, 12:42 PM
City officials just announced the official Houston 2005 Hurricane Evacuation Plan
Hispanics: Use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns: Use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks: Use 59 North to east Texas.
Republicans: Fly Continental to Washington D. C.
Longhorns: Use 290 West to Austin.
Democrats: Use 45 South to Galveston.
AGGIES: USE 610 LOOP!!
YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!
Hispanics: Use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns: Use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks: Use 59 North to east Texas.
Republicans: Fly Continental to Washington D. C.
Longhorns: Use 290 West to Austin.
Democrats: Use 45 South to Galveston.
AGGIES: USE 610 LOOP!!
YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!