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09-15-2005, 07:05 AM
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar
next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day
for me; I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
the
woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked their glasses and he
asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child," she replied.
"Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
:D
next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day
for me; I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says
the
woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked their glasses and he
asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child," she replied.
"Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
:D