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Pro Trash
09-14-2005, 05:33 PM
I got this in an email today, I have seen it before but I just felt it was good to share.

The Plan!



You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he is nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'you want a piece of me' "

If you agree with the above forward
it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!

AL P
09-14-2005, 06:39 PM
Robin Williams didn't have anything to do with that and isolationism is great. It got us WWI.

SMOKEY
09-14-2005, 06:49 PM
Sounds good to me, and how did isolationism give us WWI? I thought it was the germans again. I think it would be a bit much of the statue of liberty, maybe just remove her slogan off the side.

aceman85turbo
09-14-2005, 06:51 PM
sounds like a winner of a plan.... :rolleyes: that was sarcasm for you liberal monkeys.

show a source.

too bad we arent going to drill alaska untill the rest of the world is out, so at that point in time we can charge the rest of the world $1000 a barrell.

Pro Trash
09-14-2005, 08:45 PM
The source I have is an email from a friend and Al you dumb ass Robin Williams did write that. Also we were isolationists but it didn't cause WWI you need to read a book :rolleyes: . Our isolationist views did however lend a helping hand to the Japs at Pearl.

HookEm
09-15-2005, 01:08 AM
<center>Robin Williams' Peace Plan</center>
Claim: Comedian Robin Williams came up with a plan for how the U.S. should handle foreign affairs.

<noindex> Status: False. </noindex>

Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2003]

<table align="center" bgcolor="#000000" border="0" width="90%"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#eaf2e5"> A GREAT PLAN

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect <nobr>plan . . .</nobr> what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After <nobr>90 days</nobr> the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to <nobr>90 days</nobr> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries <nobr>$10 a</nobr> barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??
</td></tr></tbody></table>
Variations: Early versions of this list included an eleventh entry: 11) And lastly bring back the manufacturing from our country, curtail the cheap imports from all over the world and put the middle class back to work in our country.
Origins: We don't know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't acto/comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy television fame). This item's debut appears to have been a <nobr>20 March</nobr> 2003 posting (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.motorcycles.harley/browse_frm/thread/296db94116a028ae) to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via <nobr>e-mail</nobr> and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way the eleventh entry was dropped and a genuine Robin Williams quote appended in its place: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of <nobr>me?'" — Robin</nobr> Williams.
The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.'

Last updated: 17 July 2005 <!-- April 22 2003 - original May 24 2003 - updated to reflect finding a Usenet example one day earlier -->

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Robin Williams didn't have anything to do with that and isolationism is great. It got us WWI.

trey85stang
09-15-2005, 01:16 AM
Talk about a repost.. and then someone claiming that Robin Williams did in fact write it.. lmao...

HookEm
09-15-2005, 01:25 AM
stupid is as stupid does.....


Talk about a repost.. and then someone claiming that Robin Williams did in fact write it.. lmao...

exlude
09-15-2005, 09:52 AM
The source I have is an email from a friend and Al you dumb ass Robin Williams did write that.

*snickers*

Paladin
09-15-2005, 10:09 AM
The source I have is an email from a friend and Al you dumb ass Robin Williams did write that. Also we were isolationists but it didn't cause WWI you need to read a book :rolleyes: . Our isolationist views did however lend a helping hand to the Japs at Pearl.

I am shocked a liberal would defend a position even though it should have been obvious it was stupid to do so! :eek:

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 10:41 AM
stupid is as stupid does.....

Whatever LOL, I reposted something but I never realized it had been posted before my mistake. I am okay with that just as you're okay with being a fat ass which is no mistake you know you are. I do want to ask how come you were all about proving me wrong about tutition when you quoted A&M Commerce rates, only to find out I go to A&M College Station and you were dead wrong boy you shut up real quick didn't you? Also I have noticed you like threaten those that you assume will back down but you know your place with me don't you ;) . So keep up the good work fat kid.

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 10:44 AM
I am shocked a liberal would defend a position even though it should have been obvious it was stupid to do so! :eek:

I am shocked that you're to dam dumb to figure out I am not a liberal, LOL.

HookEm
09-15-2005, 10:45 AM
The best way to deal with Pro SchlongSmoker:

Pro Trash (member.php?u=11476)
This message is hidden because Pro Trash is on your ignore list (profile.php?do=editlist)


Granted, you still have to see his drivel in quotes, but hey......it is a start.




I am shocked a liberal would defend a position even though it should have been obvious it was stupid to do so! :eek:

exlude
09-15-2005, 10:46 AM
I am shocked that you're to dam dumb to figure out I am not a liberal, LOL.

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/american_west/images/Glen%20Canyon%20Dam%20from%20Bridge.jpg

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 10:49 AM
<center>Robin Williams' Peace Plan</center>
Claim: Comedian Robin Williams came up with a plan for how the U.S. should handle foreign affairs.

<noindex> Status: False. </noindex>

Example: [Collected via e-mail, 2003]

<table align="center" bgcolor="#000000" border="0" width="90%"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#eaf2e5"> A GREAT PLAN

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect <nobr>plan . . .</nobr> what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After <nobr>90 days</nobr> the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to <nobr>90 days</nobr> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries <nobr>$10 a</nobr> barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??
</td></tr></tbody></table>
Variations: Early versions of this list included an eleventh entry: 11) And lastly bring back the manufacturing from our country, curtail the cheap imports from all over the world and put the middle class back to work in our country.
Origins: We don't know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't acto/comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy television fame). This item's debut appears to have been a <nobr>20 March</nobr> 2003 posting (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.motorcycles.harley/browse_frm/thread/296db94116a028ae) to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via <nobr>e-mail</nobr> and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way the eleventh entry was dropped and a genuine Robin Williams quote appended in its place: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of <nobr>me?'" — Robin</nobr> Williams.
The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.'

Last updated: 17 July 2005 <!-- April 22 2003 - original May 24 2003 - updated to reflect finding a Usenet example one day earlier -->

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Urban Legends Reference Pages © 1995-2005
by Barbara and David P. Mikkelson
This material may not be reproduced without permission.</center>



Thanks Hookem I can always depend on you to help prove a point this a quote taken from your quote. So it seems that most think he did write I may incorrect but he is stilling getting the credit, LOL.

"The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.' "

shrp88lx's
09-15-2005, 10:49 AM
I am shocked that you're to dam dumb to figure out I am not a liberal, LOL.
would you accept you have liberal tendencies?? LOL

exlude
09-15-2005, 10:53 AM
Thanks Hookem I can always depend on you to help prove a point this a quote taken from your quote. So it seems that most think he did write I may incorrect but he is stilling getting the credit, LOL.

"The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.' "

you dumb ass Robin Williams did write that

E-mails aren't a good source! But that explains a lot of your postings on here...

HookEm
09-15-2005, 10:53 AM
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http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/american_west/images/Glen%20Canyon%20Dam%20from%20Bridge.jpg

HookEm
09-15-2005, 10:55 AM
This idiot thinks THIS vindicates him:

Origins: We don't know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't acto/comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy television fame). This item's debut appears to have been a <nobr>20 March</nobr> 2003 posting (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.motorcycles.harley/browse_frm/thread/296db94116a028ae) to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via <nobr>e-mail</nobr> and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way the eleventh entry was dropped and a genuine Robin Williams quote appended in its place: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of <nobr>me?'" — Robin</nobr> Williams.
The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.'

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:08 AM
would you accept you have liberal tendencies?? LOL

Yes at times :D

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:09 AM
E-mails aren't a good source! But that explains a lot of your postings on here...

Well we all make mistakes!

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:12 AM
This idiot thinks THIS vindicates him:

Origins: We don't know who is responsible for the piece quoted above, but it definitely wasn't acto/comedian Robin Williams (of Mork & Mindy television fame). This item's debut appears to have been a <nobr>20 March</nobr> 2003 posting (http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.motorcycles.harley/browse_frm/thread/296db94116a028ae) to the USENET newsgroup alt.motorcycles.harley, and from there it was rapidly disseminated via <nobr>e-mail</nobr> and blogs, credited to either "author unknown" or no one at all. The Robin Williams attribution wasn't tacked on until several weeks later, apparently because along the way the eleventh entry was dropped and a genuine Robin Williams quote appended in its place: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of <nobr>me?'" — Robin</nobr> Williams.
The 'Robin Williams' attribution for the final item was interpreted as applying to the list as a whole, so now the entire piece circulates as 'the Robin Williams plan.'

No saying that I was not wrong is like saying you are not a lazy fat ass. I got it wrong you provided proof that someone else essentially wrote this. I simply pointed out that the general concensus is that Williams wrote it, so lots of people are incorrect in this thinking and I happened to have been one them today.
.

Kustom
09-15-2005, 11:18 AM
i see the bearded blow hard is still at it, HookEm why dont you take some time off and go work out?

HookEm
09-15-2005, 11:19 AM
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Paladin
09-15-2005, 11:23 AM
I am shocked that you're to dam dumb to figure out I am not a liberal, LOL.

How in the hell do you grade your students spelling tests?

BTW, all evidence is to the contrary about you being a liberal.

HookEm
09-15-2005, 11:25 AM
Ah, the resident racist rears his ugly head......long night at the lynching last nite?


i see the bearded blow hard is still at it, HookEm why dont you take some time off and go work out?

Kustom
09-15-2005, 11:27 AM
Ah, the resident racist rears his ugly head......long night at the lynching last nite?
why dont you go buy a neck, fat boy

HookEm
09-15-2005, 11:34 AM
*yawn*


why dont you go buy a neck, fat boy

Kustom
09-15-2005, 11:35 AM
*yawn*
set any fires lately chubbs? :D

HookEm
09-15-2005, 11:40 AM
Why, are you here to brag about the cross burning you attended last nite?
You story has become utterly weak and tiresome.
Quit being such a fuckstick, or join ProCrap in time out.

set any fires lately chubbs? :D

Kustom
09-15-2005, 11:44 AM
Why, are you here to brag about the cross burning you attended last nite?
You story has become utterly weak and tiresome.
Quit being such a fuckstick, or join ProCrap in time out.
oh comeon hooker, i thought we were getting along?

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:44 AM
How in the hell do you grade your students spelling tests?

BTW, all evidence is to the contrary about you being a liberal.

It is called spell check idiot sometimes I use it and I love how you just jump in like Rainman and repeat what others say. I love guns and am a member of the NRA, approve of the War on terror, dislike the War in Iraq, always support the troops, and believe dropping bombs on those who deserve it is a good thing. So if you ever meet me you'll see I am centered in politics and I don't take shit off anyone this includes you. I do like to argue with those that think Bush is the best, like Hookem who is swinging on GWs nuts. Oh yeah if you knew anything about what I teach you'd know I teach Texas History and not elementary so I don't deal with spelling tests. I also have the ability to spell I just tend to type faster than I should which leads to so many mistakes :D . You have a great day now.

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:45 AM
why dont you go buy a neck, fat boy

LMAO at that statement, you forgot to tell him to buy some ankles!

Kustom
09-15-2005, 11:49 AM
Why, are you here to brag about the cross burning you attended last nite?
You story has become utterly weak and tiresome.
Quit being such a fuckstick, or join ProCrap in time out.

just so you are politically correct, the correct term is lighting a cross! and as for calling me a klansman, they would not take me "they" said i had to much hate! so there is some more fuel for your fire sir chunky! :D

HookEm
09-15-2005, 11:52 AM
whatever...I'm out...Mecca, errrrr Austin...beckons.


just so you are politically correct, the correct term is lighting a cross! and as for calling me a klansman, they would not take me "they" said i had to much hate! so there is some more fuel for your fire sir chunky! :D

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:54 AM
whatever...I'm out...Mecca, errrrr Austin...beckons.

The reason you put me on your ignore list is because you can't take what you dish out isn't Fat Boy? Have a great weekend :D

line-em-up
09-15-2005, 11:55 AM
stupid is as stupid does.....

Forest!? Is that you?

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 11:59 AM
just so you are politically correct, the correct term is lighting a cross! and as for calling me a klansman, they would not take me "they" said i had to much hate! so there is some more fuel for your fire sir chunky! :D

He said FUEL he said FUEL, " Now thats a fire" Eddy Murphy , LMAO :D

Denny
09-15-2005, 12:12 PM
As soon as you fags are done bashing each other with remarks that would meake my 10 year old's eyes roll, let's get back to correcting some errors on this thread during the discussion of the original topic.

Isolationism brought the US into BOTH World Wars. Most of the world depends on us as a crutch so much that any decleration of isolationism we make would end the world as we know it almost immediately. I know that, for the most part, this "plan" was a joke, but there are too many people out there who think this would be the answer.

The Punisher
09-15-2005, 01:26 PM
I am shocked that you're to dam dumb to figure out I am not a liberal, LOL.
Originally Posted by Pro Trash 05-05-2004, 10:09 AM
You moron the Liberal has not spoke out against the Afghanistan campaign or the war on terrorism that is legit. Oh yeah come hunting this liberal and you'll be testing the kiwi on my boot through your ass, moron.
So again for the millionth time. Are you dumb, or lying, or bi-polar, or what?
How is anybody dumb for calling you a liberal when you called yourself a liberal?

Paladin
09-15-2005, 02:22 PM
It is called spell check idiot sometimes I use it and I love how you just jump in like Rainman and repeat what others say. I love guns and am a member of the NRA, approve of the War on terror, dislike the War in Iraq, always support the troops, and believe dropping bombs on those who deserve it is a good thing. So if you ever meet me you'll see I am centered in politics and I don't take shit off anyone this includes you. I do like to argue with those that think Bush is the best, like Hookem who is swinging on GWs nuts. Oh yeah if you knew anything about what I teach you'd know I teach Texas History and not elementary so I don't deal with spelling tests. I also have the ability to spell I just tend to type faster than I should which leads to so many mistakes :D . You have a great day now.

Who said you don't take shit off anyone? Why would I care? I would glady tell you in person anything I write here. I don't have to throw bombs anonymously on the internet to make myself feel big. I am used to dealing with people up close and personal. I am a people person. :D

Paladin
09-15-2005, 02:23 PM
So again for the millionth time. Are you dumb, or lying, or bi-polar, or what?
How is anybody dumb for calling you a liberal when you called yourself a liberal?

Doh!

The Punisher
09-15-2005, 02:48 PM
So if you ever meet me you'll see I am centered in politics and I don't take shit off anyone this includes you. Oh yea?


I am aware that I know very little of politics as do the majority of people on this site. So your centered in politics but you but you dont know much about it? or did you just have a mid-life politics crisis?

:D

Paladin
09-15-2005, 02:54 PM
Oh yea?

So your centered in politics but you but you dont know much about it? or did you just have a mid-life politics crisis?

:D

Stop it, he will go hide again for a few months if you keep this up!

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 03:26 PM
So again for the millionth time. Are you dumb, or lying, or bi-polar, or what?
How is anybody dumb for calling you a liberal when you called yourself a liberal?

Well Captain dumbass that was me being sarcastic ie "come hunt this liberal" shut the fuck LOL. If you want to find out if I am liberal or not just tell me where we can meet up. I'll break it all down for you over a beer sometime:rolleyes:

The Punisher
09-15-2005, 03:30 PM
Well Captain dumbass that was me being sarcastic ie "come hunt this liberal" shut the fuck LOL. If you want to find out if I am liberal or not just tell me where we can meet up. I'll break it all down for you over a beer sometime:rolleyes:
some dumbass once said "was just that a "joke" so lighten up junior or you'll be huffing down nitro pills like Cheney before your 30, LOL"
Maybe you should take his advice...
And hey, I'll take free beer if your buying :D
Maybe you can tell me then how your centered around polotics. LMAO!@U

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 03:41 PM
Oh yea?

So your centered in politics but you but you dont know much about it? or did you just have a mid-life politics crisis?

:D

I believe I know a little but seeing that my cousin is the right hand man for Peterson(R) out of Penn. I am aware that 99% of the people on this site know jack shit about politics compared to some of the people I know and talk to that are very well versed in politics. I know history, which is where I derive most of my political knowledge, as for current events I don't have time to keep up with every piece of legislation in our cities, state or country that is being debated. Hell show me someone that works a non-political job that has time to do that. So I think it is an honest assessment in that comparison to say most people on here know very little but I am sure quite a few think they know more than enough. I have been following HB 823 regarding carrying handguns in our cars because this means something to me, I like to have a gun for protection myself. I was very happy that the Legislature decided to allow all Texas residents who are Veterans 60% or more disabled or Active Duty military to get free super combo hunting/fishing packages as of Sept 2005. I went dove hunting last weekend for free not to bad if you ask me. So do I know a little about politics yes do I know a lot no and neither do you when compared to those who work on Capitol Hill like my cousin Jeff. So it all depends on who we are comparing ourselves to in the end.

Pro Trash
09-15-2005, 03:43 PM
some dumbass once said "was just that a "joke" so lighten up junior or you'll be huffing down nitro pills like Cheney before your 30, LOL"
Maybe you should take his advice...
And hey, I'll take free beer if your buying :D
Maybe you can tell me then how your centered around polotics. LMAO!@U

I'll buy a beer anytime just let me know when. I just got a big ole $650 a year pay raise, boss! I'm shitting in tall cotton now :D

The Punisher
09-15-2005, 03:45 PM
I believe I know a little but seeing that my cousin is the right hand man for Peterson(R) out of Penn. I am aware that 99% of the people on this site know jack shit about politics compared to some of the people I know and talk to that are very well versed in politics. I know history, which is where I derive most of my political knowledge, as for current events I don't have time to keep up with every piece of legislation in our cities, state or country that is being debated. Hell show me someone that works a non-political job that has time to do that. So I think it is an honest assessment in that comparison to say most people on here know very little but I am sure quite a few think they know more than enough. I have been following HB 823 regarding carrying handguns in our cars because this means something to me, I like to have a gun for protection myself. I was very happy that the Legislature decided to allow all Texas residents who are Veterans 60% or more disabled or Active Duty military to get free super combo hunting/fishing packages as of Sept 2005. I went dove hunting last weekend for free not to bad if you ask me. So do I know a little about politics yes do I know a lot no and neither do you when compared to those who work on Capitol Hill like my cousin Jeff. So it all depends on who we are comparing ourselves to in the end.
I'll take that as a honest respectable answer, makes sense to me. :cool:

5.0_CJ
09-19-2005, 11:55 AM
Hey pro-trash, I've been laughing my ass off this entire thread watching you get backed into a corner and snapping at everyone. Your a bitch.

Pro Trash
09-19-2005, 12:30 PM
Hey pro-trash, I've been laughing my ass off this entire thread watching you get backed into a corner and snapping at everyone. Your a bitch.

Thats not what your fat ass momma said!

Kustom
09-19-2005, 09:59 PM
Thats not what your fat ass momma said!
lol

01WhiteCobra
09-19-2005, 11:17 PM
How in the hell do you grade your students spelling tests?

BTW, all evidence is to the contrary about you being a liberal.

LMAO. 90 Notch making a funny about someone's use of the English language. He must show his powerful intelect.

"You may have a higher IQ, more life experience, more intelligence, but you are not smarter than me."

-- 90 Notch

Paladin
09-20-2005, 10:35 AM
LMAO. 90 Notch making a funny about someone's use of the English language. He must show his powerful intelect.

"You may have a higher IQ, more life experience, more intelligence, but you are not smarter than me."

-- 90 Notch

Haven't we covered this?

01WhiteCobra
09-20-2005, 11:28 AM
Haven't we covered this?

Yes. We decided you were pretty unintelligent.

Paladin
09-20-2005, 11:31 AM
Yes. We decided you were pretty unintelligent.

Well, I hope this gives you the validation you so desparately seek.

Kustom
09-20-2005, 11:34 AM
Well, I hope this gives you the validation you so desparately seek.
here is your validation, bitch

01WhiteCobra
09-20-2005, 11:37 AM
Well, I hope this gives you the validation you so desparately seek.

Your stupidity means nothing to me other than to have fun with from time to time. You must deal with your stupidity on a daily basis. I only deal with it when I'm bored.

Paladin
09-20-2005, 11:39 AM
Your stupidity means nothing to me other than to have fun with from time to time. You must deal with your stupidity on a daily basis. I only deal with it when I'm bored.

If I am so inferior, why are you constantly trying to validate yourself through me? You have issues, and since I pointed them out, I get your wrath. Classic!

01WhiteCobra
09-20-2005, 11:43 AM
If I am so inferior, why are you constantly trying to validate yourself through me? You have issues, and since I pointed them out, I get your wrath. Classic!

Like I said, I'm bored at the moment. Your stupidity must be dealt with for the betterment of society.

Paladin
09-20-2005, 12:05 PM
Like I said, I'm bored at the moment. Your stupidity must be dealt with for the betterment of society.

You have some serious inferiority issues that can't be dealt with over the net.

I have had an awakening recently that makes giving you a hard time so much less fun. Maybe it is because I realized I have been out of HS for 22 years and those things I enjoyed back then no longer are of value. I hope you find that place some day.

Until then, have fun impressing the current HS kids on the site. LOL

Pro Trash
09-20-2005, 12:26 PM
You have some serious inferiority issues that can't be dealt with over the net.

I have had an awakening recently that makes giving you a hard time so much less fun. Maybe it is because I realized I have been out of HS for 22 years and those things I enjoyed back then no longer are of value. I hope you find that place some day.

Until then, have fun impressing the current HS kids on the site. LOL

You really need to get over yourself, the only one who has issues with being inferior wold be you. It is kind of like the idea of those who you ask who farted are the guilty ones, LOL. You have been out of HS for 22 years which means you are 40 give or take a year. You're an old fucker aren't you ?:D I have to side with 01WhiteCobra and Kustom on this issue you seem to be really REALLY full of shit! Have a wonderful day!

Kustom
09-20-2005, 01:45 PM
You really need to get over yourself, the only one who has issues with being inferior wold be you. It is kind of like the idea of those who you ask who farted are the guilty ones, LOL. You have been out of HS for 22 years which means you are 40 give or take a year. You're an old fucker aren't you ?:D I have to side with 01WhiteCobra and Kustom on this issue you seem to be really REALLY full of shit! Have a wonderful day!


Travis, 90 crotch has the personallity and mentallity of week old dead tuna! :D

01WhiteCobra
09-20-2005, 02:03 PM
You have some serious inferiority issues that can't be dealt with over the net.

I have had an awakening recently that makes giving you a hard time so much less fun. Maybe it is because I realized I have been out of HS for 22 years and those things I enjoyed back then no longer are of value. I hope you find that place some day.

Until then, have fun impressing the current HS kids on the site. LOL

Sad... yes. I'm inferior. My life sucks.

I look up to you Notch. I want to have your intelect. You are my hero.

Pro Trash
09-20-2005, 02:12 PM
Travis, 90 crotch has the personallity and mentallity of week old dead tuna! :D

Wow that’s news I just thought he was an ass without a personality or mentality but I guess stupidy and being simple minded can be called that LOL.
:D

Paladin
09-20-2005, 02:40 PM
Sad... yes. I'm inferior. My life sucks.

I look up to you Notch. I want to have your intelect. You are my hero.

Come join the mature adult train, just like you did the Bush train.

Now you have the illiterate teacher and the racist with you! What an accomplishment.

Paladin
09-20-2005, 02:43 PM
You really need to get over yourself, the only one who has issues with being inferior wold be you. It is kind of like the idea of those who you ask who farted are the guilty ones, LOL. You have been out of HS for 22 years which means you are 40 give or take a year. You're an old fucker aren't you ?:D I have to side with 01WhiteCobra and Kustom on this issue you seem to be really REALLY full of shit! Have a wonderful day!

I wouldn't expect anything else of you. If I got anything resembling respect from the likes of you I would be insulted, so don't flatter yourself as if I cared.

Still writing from the "Writing by Dumbasses" book, huh?

Kustom
09-20-2005, 02:45 PM
Come join the mature adult train, just like you did the Bush train.

Now you have the illiterate teacher and the racist with you! What an accomplishment.


our side is not as bad as you think butt plug baby!