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HUTCH
09-14-2005, 11:35 AM
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke
a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the
river to get a drink.
The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a
drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into
the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side.
Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and
wanders off into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting
finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says, "Fk........Dude! How much water
did you drink?!" :)

MGDMike
09-14-2005, 02:27 PM
LOL!!Good bar joke!!LOL!!

BigBlue
09-14-2005, 05:42 PM
That had a good ending

kal-el
09-15-2005, 12:14 PM
lol ! :D

badass88gt
09-15-2005, 02:10 PM
I Like That

99shestang
09-16-2005, 09:23 AM
lmao... that's great!

danielhv
09-17-2005, 10:19 AM
lol!!!!

LethalInjection
09-19-2005, 03:14 PM
lmao........

SlIcK SVT
09-22-2005, 04:05 PM
GD!!!!! now thats funny..............!!!!! lol

dudeitstaylor
09-27-2005, 11:16 AM
lmao only smokers would find that amusing

momo stallion
09-28-2005, 10:12 AM
haha

JMAC
09-28-2005, 11:00 AM
lmao!

46Tbird
09-29-2005, 11:25 AM
That was the dumbest joke I've heard in a long time!

HUTCH
09-29-2005, 10:16 PM
That was the dumbest joke I've heard in a long time!



thats why its sooo funny :p

99MustangGT
09-30-2005, 08:49 AM
lmao!

my dixie wrecked
10-03-2005, 02:08 AM
That's a good one :D