99_gt
08-30-2005, 09:53 AM
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when
she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from
his
pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded
the
blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car
and cut
up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he
said "Oh
you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his
truck
and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is
getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose
it. He
goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and
sets it
on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall
down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside
the
circle!" :p
when
she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull
over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from
his
pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded
the
blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car
and cut
up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he
said "Oh
you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his
truck
and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is
getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her
tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose
it. He
goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and
sets it
on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall
down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside
the
circle!" :p