89_stangman
08-26-2005, 03:15 PM
Two old rednecks are sitting at a bar gettin trashed. There's a beautiful blonde about 4 seats to the right of them drinking a martini. The old rednecks are talkin amongst themselves about how perty she sure is. The blonde is finishing up her martini when all the sudden she starts choking. The bartender sees and hears her choking and yells to see if anyone knows the himelick manouver. One of the rednecks runs over there and yells "Eww I know that manouver". The redneck grabs the blonde gets on his knees, pulls up the blondes skirt and then pulls down her drawars. He then sticks out his tongue and licks the blondes ass from top to bottom. All the sudden the olive pops out of the blondes mouth and she thanks the redneck for saving her life. Meanwhile, the other redneck says "well dad burn, I always wondered how that HIND LICK manouver was performed".