03GTGUY
08-23-2005, 05:17 PM
4 nuns die in a car wreck on the way back from charity work. Sure enough they stand before saint peter at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "ok, come on in ladies....we've been expecting you." The first nun says, "but St. Peter.....I've sinned." Peter says, "well my child, what have you done?" The nun told him that she had laid eyes on a man's penis. Peter told her to wash her eyes in a fountain of holy water and she was a clean woman. It was done and she walked into the gates of heaven. The second nun came up and said....."St. Peter I have sinned too.....for I layed my hand on a man's penis." Peter told her to wash her hands in the fountain of holy water and she was a clean woman. Sure enough, it was done and she entered the gates of heaven. The 4th nun pushed the 3rd in line outta the way and Peter said, "Whats ure rush sister?" The nun said, "I gotta wash my mouth out before she deuches in that fountain."
sorry if this is a repost, but still funny as hell
sorry if this is a repost, but still funny as hell