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SVT Lurch
08-18-2005, 11:09 PM
DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.

DOUGH... the stuff...that buys me beer...

RAY..... the guy that sells me beer...

ME...... the guy... who drinks the beer,

FAR..... the distance to my beer

SO...... I think I'll have a beer...

LA...... La la la la la la beer

TEA..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer...

That will bring us back to...(Looks into an empty glass)




D'OH!
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"So," Jane asked the detective she had hired. "Did you trail
my husband?"

"Yes ma'am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way
restaurant and then to an apartment."

A big smile crossed Jane's face. "Aha! I've got him!" she said
gloating. "Is there any doubt what he was doing?"

"No ma'am." replied the sleuth, "It's pretty clear that he was
following you."

OASIS05
08-19-2005, 11:33 AM
The 2nd one is funny.

Old Fart
08-19-2005, 10:41 PM
The 2nd one is funny.

Ditto!