ML190
08-18-2005, 09:24 PM
A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying
"Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he
decides to go see what's up.
He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5
bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples."
The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."
So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter -
that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly
apples."
The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other
side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are
great - give me some!"
He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and
then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to
the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"
The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then
says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."
The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says,
"Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a
third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see
what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the
farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"
The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try
one."
The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like
shit!"
The farmer says, "Turn it around!"
"Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he
decides to go see what's up.
He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5
bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples."
The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."
So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter -
that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly
apples."
The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other
side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are
great - give me some!"
He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and
then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to
the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"
The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then
says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."
The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says,
"Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a
third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see
what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the
farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"
The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try
one."
The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like
shit!"
The farmer says, "Turn it around!"