99MustangGT
08-11-2005, 04:34 PM
This may be a repost...
You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It
was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests...
> > > >
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a
token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.
You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It
was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests...
> > > >
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a
token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.