NCAA Football

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(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
>> > .........Drool.
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>> > (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
room?
>> > .........A full set of teeth.
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>> > (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm
room?
>> > .........Grease her hips and push.
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>> > (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
>> > .........Pay him for the pizza.
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>> > (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
>> > girlfriend ?
>> > ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
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>> > (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
>> > .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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>> > (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's

>> > life?
>> > .........His freshman year.
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>> > (8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
>> > .........None. That's a sophomore course.
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>> > (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
>> > ........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never

>> > look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
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>> > AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
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>> > (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
>> > .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
>> > Sunday, and
>> >
>> > picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
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