Hit Man X
02-04-2002, 05:51 PM
This black guy was digging a hole for a new tree in his backyard when he found an old brass lamp and a genie popped out when he rubbed it down.
The genie says "hi, I am here to grant you three wishes."
"Hot damn" said the black guy so he says "I wanna be rich." Then all of a sudden his yard fills up with gold, jewelry, and all the riches.
Next, the black man said "I ain't no foo', I wanna be white." And presto he is white with blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Last, I never wanna work a day again in my life."
AND HE TURNED BLACK AGAIN!
The genie says "hi, I am here to grant you three wishes."
"Hot damn" said the black guy so he says "I wanna be rich." Then all of a sudden his yard fills up with gold, jewelry, and all the riches.
Next, the black man said "I ain't no foo', I wanna be white." And presto he is white with blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Last, I never wanna work a day again in my life."
AND HE TURNED BLACK AGAIN!