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TMA
01-29-2002, 08:17 PM
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in
bed with another woman. With super-human strength
borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out
the back door, an into the tool shed in the backyard
and put his penis in a vice on the table. She then
secured it tightly in the vice and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was
terrified, and screamed, "STOP! STOP! Your not going
to cut it off are you??" The wife, with a gleam of
revenge in her eyes, put the saw in her husband's hand
and said, NOPE, I'm going to set the shed on fire, You
do WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO!!"

Frogger
01-29-2002, 08:26 PM
:eek: That is soooooooo wrong...:p

Poisond281
01-29-2002, 09:05 PM
hahaha! Sucks to be that guy!

XL
01-29-2002, 10:16 PM
that made my cross my legs in fear :eek:

tex
01-30-2002, 12:19 AM
I can't get my ass to unclench...

SNEAKY
01-30-2002, 07:46 AM
i think i would be draggin that work bench out the door.

jluv
01-30-2002, 11:12 AM
Ouch.:eek:

tenacious j
02-01-2002, 11:01 AM
id saw the vice off the table