Mr. Smith
04-26-2005, 07:29 PM
Never Lie to Mom
>
>You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
>
>Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
>During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help
>but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
>was.
>
>Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship
>between
>Brian and his roommate, Stephanie,
>and this had only made her more curious.
>
>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
>Mrs.Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian
>and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
>"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie
>and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever
>since your mother came to dinner,
>I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
>don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
>just to be sure."
>So he sat down and wrote:
>
>
>"Dear Mother,
>I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
>house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
>But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
>were here for dinner.
>Love, Brian"
>
>Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother
>that read:
>
>"Dear Son,
>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
>and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie.
>But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,
>she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>Love, Mom"
>
>You don't have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
>
>Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
>During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help
>but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie,
>was.
>
>Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship
>between
>Brian and his roommate, Stephanie,
>and this had only made her more curious.
>
>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
>Mrs.Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian
>and his roommate, Stephanie, than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,
>"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie
>and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever
>since your mother came to dinner,
>I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You
>don't suppose she took it, do you?"
>Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
>just to be sure."
>So he sat down and wrote:
>
>
>"Dear Mother,
>I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
>house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
>But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you
>were here for dinner.
>Love, Brian"
>
>Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother
>that read:
>
>"Dear Son,
>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
>and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie.
>But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed,
>she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
>Love, Mom"