99_gt
04-26-2005, 10:50 AM
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher
said to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed
to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I have to go pee. The
teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on
your part.
Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll
be back in a minute. The teacher says : That's much better
but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment.
I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom,
I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out....
said to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed
to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? "
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I have to go pee. The
teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on
your part.
Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll
be back in a minute. The teacher says : That's much better
but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment.
I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom,
I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out....