SNEAKY
04-24-2005, 01:35 PM
The Spontaneous Staff Meeting
The boss called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer,
who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff
the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. Â The only rule was that
they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other
products
that captured the essence of Viagra. Â Slight variations were
acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
top ten list. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis! This is your penis on drugs.
The boss called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a
particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer,
who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff
the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. Â The only rule was that
they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other
products
that captured the essence of Viagra. Â Slight variations were
acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
top ten list. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of
the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, we bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis! This is your penis on drugs.