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04-23-2005, 08:45 PM
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've
been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There
were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please
take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Rick
letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've
been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There
were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please
take
your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Rick