blacstang8903
04-22-2005, 09:54 PM
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees
this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of
business, he wonders to himself how the poor
wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man
asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure,
I'll help you." The man asks,
"Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you
pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out
and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps,
with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and
reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to
point it for him, and Bob points
for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in
and zips it up. The guy tells
Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what
the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy
pulls his arms out of his overhauls
and says,
"I don't know, but I ain't touching it..."
this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of
business, he wonders to himself how the poor
wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man
asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure,
I'll help you." The man asks,
"Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you
pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out
and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps,
with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and
reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to
point it for him, and Bob points
for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in
and zips it up. The guy tells
Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what
the hell's wrong with your penis?" The guy
pulls his arms out of his overhauls
and says,
"I don't know, but I ain't touching it..."