SNEAKY
04-22-2005, 07:36 AM
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
He's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey
grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced
limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue
ball, sticks it In his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender
screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy
says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" says the
bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff. He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later
he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink
and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the Man is
drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it,
Sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "No. what?" asks the
patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and
ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures
everything first!!!
He's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey
grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced
limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue
ball, sticks it In his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender
screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy
says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" says the
bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats
everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff. He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later
he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink
and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the Man is
drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it,
Sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "No. what?" asks the
patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and
ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures
everything first!!!