Cobra_Killer
04-21-2005, 09:54 PM
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR
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>10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
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> 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
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> 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
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> 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT
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> 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
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> 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
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> 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
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> 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
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> 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
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>AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
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>1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
drivers
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>10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
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> 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
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> 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
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> 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT
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> THE SAME TIME.
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> 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
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> 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
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> 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
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> 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
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> 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
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>AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
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>1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.