Death Store Drop Out
04-20-2005, 02:29 AM
One day at school a teacher was haveing all the students stand up
and tell the class what there father does for a living.
So jenny stands up and says "my father is a doctor he helps sick
people get well"
Next Timmy stands up and says "My dads a lawyer he puts bad
people in jail"
the teacher goes all around the class and little Jonny hadent gone
yet,
So the teacher ask's "Jonny what does your daddy do for a living?"
and little Jonny replies "My daddys dead"
The teacher says to him " im sorry to hear that,what did he do before
he died?"
And Little jonny replies "Turned blue and shit on the carpet"
and tell the class what there father does for a living.
So jenny stands up and says "my father is a doctor he helps sick
people get well"
Next Timmy stands up and says "My dads a lawyer he puts bad
people in jail"
the teacher goes all around the class and little Jonny hadent gone
yet,
So the teacher ask's "Jonny what does your daddy do for a living?"
and little Jonny replies "My daddys dead"
The teacher says to him " im sorry to hear that,what did he do before
he died?"
And Little jonny replies "Turned blue and shit on the carpet"