white89gt
04-19-2005, 10:23 AM
Jim's arm had been hurting him for a while so he decided to go to the doctor. After doing a complete exam, the doctor informed Jim that he had tennis elbow. He told him not to do anything like play golf or tennis for a week or so and his elbow would get better and he gave him a prescription for the pain.
While at the pharmacy, the pharmacist told Jim about a new machine that they had at the pharmacy that would make doctor visits obsolete. The pharmacist told Jim that you gave the machine a urine sample and it could analyze it and make an accurate diagnosis. Intrigued, Jim decided to give it a try. After pouring in the urine sample and putting in his money the machine started making all kinds of noises, and after about five minutes it spat out a piece of paper with the diagnosis and remedy: tennis elbow, refrain from any activities that might inflame your elbow and take some aspirin.
Jim couldn't believe it and though that it must have been a lucky guess, as a test he got a urine sample from his wife, daughter, and dog. He also spanked off into the cup. This time Jim was sure that there would be now way the machine could make an accurate diagnosis.
This time the machine worked for fifteen minutes before spitting out its diagnosis. It said: Your daughter is pregnant, your wife has herpes, your dog has hook worms, and if you don't quit jacking off that tennis elbow won't ever get any better.
While at the pharmacy, the pharmacist told Jim about a new machine that they had at the pharmacy that would make doctor visits obsolete. The pharmacist told Jim that you gave the machine a urine sample and it could analyze it and make an accurate diagnosis. Intrigued, Jim decided to give it a try. After pouring in the urine sample and putting in his money the machine started making all kinds of noises, and after about five minutes it spat out a piece of paper with the diagnosis and remedy: tennis elbow, refrain from any activities that might inflame your elbow and take some aspirin.
Jim couldn't believe it and though that it must have been a lucky guess, as a test he got a urine sample from his wife, daughter, and dog. He also spanked off into the cup. This time Jim was sure that there would be now way the machine could make an accurate diagnosis.
This time the machine worked for fifteen minutes before spitting out its diagnosis. It said: Your daughter is pregnant, your wife has herpes, your dog has hook worms, and if you don't quit jacking off that tennis elbow won't ever get any better.