99_gt
04-18-2005, 09:50 AM
>>> > > A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she
>>>needs some
>>> > > > cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you
>>>need
>>>cyanide?"
>>> > The
>>> > > > lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have
>>>mercy
>>>-- I
>>>can't
>>> > > > give
>>> > > > you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
>>>I'll lose my
>>> > > > license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
>>>bad things
>>> > will
>>> > > > happen! Absolutely not, I will not sell you any cyanide!"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
>>>her
>>>husband
>>> > in
>>> > > > bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well,
>>>now. You
>>> > didn't
>>> > > > tell me you had a prescription."
>>> > > > :D
>>>needs some
>>> > > > cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you
>>>need
>>>cyanide?"
>>> > The
>>> > > > lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have
>>>mercy
>>>-- I
>>>can't
>>> > > > give
>>> > > > you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
>>>I'll lose my
>>> > > > license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
>>>bad things
>>> > will
>>> > > > happen! Absolutely not, I will not sell you any cyanide!"
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
>>>her
>>>husband
>>> > in
>>> > > > bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well,
>>>now. You
>>> > didn't
>>> > > > tell me you had a prescription."
>>> > > > :D