99_gt
04-15-2005, 10:12 AM
Thought this was funny :D
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well,
after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would
break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain
yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well,
after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would
break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain
yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."