Finally, The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes!!!!

[GVazquez]

> > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
> > over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
> > and I can't figure out how to get it started."
> >
> > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
> > it's finished?"
> >
> > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
> > it's a tiger."
> >
> > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> > puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
> > the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the
> > pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
> > to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
> > we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces
> > into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand
> > and says, Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
> > nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed,... "let's put
> > all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
> >
>

[SMOKEY]

That is great

[junior]

thats fucking funny

[99shestang]

that's hilarious

[JTrevino2003]

Lol

[poopnut2]

Pretty good.

[turbopaez]

lol

[FoMoCoDriver]

haha, nice one.

[E V I L]

>Location
>Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking. One
>blonde says to the other blonde, "Which do you think is farther away,
>Florida or the Moon? The other blonde turns & says "Hellooooooooo, can
>you see Florida????????
>
>Car Trouble
>A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
>died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She
>says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She
>asks, "And how often do I have to do that?"
>
>Speeding Ticket
>A police officer stops a blonde for speeding & asks her very nicely if
>he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would
>get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license & then
>today you expect me to show it to you!"
>
>Riverwalk
>There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
>another blonde on the opposite ba! nk. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can
I
>get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down
>the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
>
>KNITTING
>A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
>Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
>wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
>lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
>bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S
>A SCARF!"
>
>BLONDE ON THE SUN
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
>Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were
>the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be
>the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each
>other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot!
>You'll burn up!" said t! he Russian. To which the Blonde replied,
"We're
>not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
>
>IN A VACUUM
>
>A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She
>rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
>"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
>She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
>
>DOGS
>
>A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
>and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that
>one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever
>heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOOO," answered the
>blond. "They're watch dogs!"

[FoMoCoDriver]

haahaaha ^^^ good ones..

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

[4.6 Love]

lmao... :D

[dogman]

lmfao

[Death Store Drop Out]

You Know why blondes coffins are "Y" shaped ............





Because when they lay down ther legs open up!

[11sec4eyes]

:D lmfao