5 point 0 ford
04-07-2005, 01:53 PM
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed
the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds
for all male students, and the male dormitory
to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule
the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third
time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
:D
the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds
for all male students, and the male dormitory
to the female students. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule
the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third
time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
:D