chevron 93 octane tanker. should last us a while

[Futurama]

who wants to go in on this??? i think it will last say 50 people a while and we could save a bundle.....

im surprised no one has done this yet

[5 point 0 ford]

Im intrested, how much person?

[propellerhead]

If it's Chevron, I'm in.

[ceyko]

If you seriously know how to make this happen, make it so no one gets screwed and it's a good deal...I'll play.

[Skidonenko]

Im intrested, how much person?

You just have to be invovled, will need a couple black civics with green neons and a grappling hook gun.......

[ceyko]

You just have to be invovled, will need a couple black civics with green neons and a grappling hook gun.......

Check - we'll just hit up some of the local high schools. No problem.

[5 point 0 ford]

You just have to be invovled, will need a couple black civics with green neons and a grappling hook gun.......


...And motorcycle helmets :cool:

[Futurama]

...And motorcycle helmets :cool:
but they have to be motocross helmets..

can anyone make a good tuna sandwich?? no crust??

[xxxrr]

hey if this is legit, then i am in. what is the cost per person though? but yeah seriously count me in.

[DallasGt01]

hell i be in also.. of course legit or NOT

[ceyko]

Soooo....what if any plan is there for this? I don't have a clue, so am relying on someone else? My homeowners association won't allow a tanker to be parked in my yard...so only my portion of the money will be useful. :D

[no1sirbutler]

hey man if this is legit let me know about it i would like to do it in my area and would love to screw the oil guys

[propellerhead]

slo95.0 is getting the paperwork together.

[ceyko]

Any details? I put a little thought into this and figured it would be next to impossible for us to have a big enough "group" to get the fuel for any cheaper then we would at a pump. The only option I thought we could excersice is some deal with a gas station. Which would suck since we are spread out all over the DFW area. :)

Take care,

[Futurama]

Any details? I put a little thought into this and figured it would be next to impossible for us to have a big enough "group" to get the fuel for any cheaper then we would at a pump. The only option I thought we could excersice is some deal with a gas station. Which would suck since we are spread out all over the DFW area. :)

Take care,
look at it this way, if it works out and we pay exactly the same per gallon, it will still be alot less than if you buy that same gallon even a month from now.

thanks for the patience

[ceyko]

Good point. Should be pretty easy to setup....

[b1ake]

Are you kidding me?

[propellerhead]

Naturally, the more people go in on this, the cheaper it will be.

[black2002ls]

well, if you HAVE a tanker, and you transport it and store it yourself, you save on average about 6 cents per gallon, which is a destination charge, plus, you pay a flat rate per gallon, seeing as how gas is going up it would save in that area too. you will need a way to pump the gas into the vehicles, as well as a SECURE place to store the gas. just some thoughts. i'd be in, but im broke (i know, long term it would save me a bundle), but i dont have the capital for a buy in like that. plus, im all the way in greenville so i wouldn't be saving all that much anyhow. good luck with it guys

[ceyko]

as well as a SECURE place to store the gas.

Na, we'll just bluff. Put a sign on it...."If tampered with by unauthorized personnel, this tanker WILL blow up."

Take care,

[junior]

let me know the cost, im in legit or not
fucking gas prices are unfuckingbeleiveable :mad:

[PooterWS6]

I hope youre kidding.
Any of you idiots HAZMAT certified?
Have a class A?
Even tried doing the math to see how its not even worth it?

[PooterWS6]

If youre serious slo95.0 Pm me ill get him setup with some hazmat info.

[fordnut]

first how ya'll going to pull the tanker around.2 where ya'll going to put it.third i got a big rig plus cdl with hazmat endorsment along with tanker endorsment. i'll do it for a little gas and maybe some cash lmk

[jakesford]

first how ya'll going to pull the tanker around.2 where ya'll going to put it.third i got a big rig plus cdl with hazmat endorsment along with tanker endorsment. i'll do it for a little gas and maybe some cash lmk

the plan is coming together... :p

[Craizie]

My work has some cas pumps and an underground tank :0 you can use it if we all get free gas :P

[1BAD2K]

You just have to be invovled, will need a couple black civics with green neons and a grappling hook gun.......
lmmfao

[Mr. Smith]

lmmfao


.... at this thread.

[LasVegasHatch92]

Shit im in. and im sure i can get some of my buddies in on it too :D

[propellerhead]

Whoever is really serious, PM slo95.0 for details. We're just waiting on the clearance from EPA (Thanks to PooterWS6's uncle!) Again, the more people go in, the cheaper it will be.

Serious people only please.

[jakesford]

shit i thought this was a joke...

Post up the price range we're looking at...BTW how many gallons are in a tanker truck...?

[SVT Lurch]

I'm game in two weeks

[915.0GT]

I'm game in two weeks

me too :D

[5.0_CJ]

sounds good to me, I can get ahold of some black civics (no seriously, I want in).

[SNEAKY]

i will take a gallon

[Five Point Slow]

And what happens when u buy this massive amount of fuel and then the gas price drops? You might just invest your money into a 1.2% savings account and have better luck in saving your money.

[ceyko]

Gas prices won't be lowering anytime soon. The analysts I keep track of predict the price per barrel going up to 100ish. I know barrel prices don't necessarily equal gas prices per gallon, but it is pretty damned close.

It'll be a good short term expense.

Take care,

[Eric357]

And when you guys get a tanker your just going to drive up to Chevron and ask to fill up?

[ceyko]

Duh, it'll come with fuel.

[Nate]

you guys who actually believe this is going through are fucking idiots.

[Five Point Slow]

Gas prices won't be lowering anytime soon. The analysts I keep track of predict the price per barrel going up to 100ish. I know barrel prices don't necessarily equal gas prices per gallon, but it is pretty damned close.

It'll be a good short term expense.

Take care,

Prices dropped 5 cents from last week, I guess yall investors would be fucked!

[SNEAKY]

hello, where is my gallon? i need to mow the yard.

[busted90]

PM Sent....

[Futurama]

this is taking alot longer than i thought... :rolleyes:

[HookEm]

NYMEX oil ends below $50 on ample supply




NEW YORK, April 29 (Reuters) - NYMEX crude for June delivery <clm5> ended below $50 a barrel on Friday amid signs of a slowing U.S. economy and with ample supplies of oil available for gasoline refining ahead of the summer driving season. </clm5>

June crude dropped last traded down $2.27 at $49.50 a barrel.

[Futurama]

NYMEX oil ends below $50 on ample supply




NEW YORK, April 29 (Reuters) - NYMEX crude for June delivery <clm5> ended below $50 a barrel on Friday amid signs of a slowing U.S. economy and with ample supplies of oil available for gasoline refining ahead of the summer driving season. </clm5>

June crude dropped last traded down $2.27 at $49.50 a barrel. fuck! are you telling me all my hard work is for nothing?

[propellerhead]

fuck! are you telling me all my hard work is for nothing?
Don't retract the application just yet. If the prices go down, then we purchase it at the lower price. The risk is when we already make the purchase, then the prices drop.

[ceyko]

Don't retract the application just yet. If the prices go down, then we purchase it at the lower price. The risk is when we already make the purchase, then the prices drop.

Yup, even at that it'll take forever to see the price drop at the pumps - especially with the summer season coming up.

Take care,

[King Ranchero]

I'd like to purchase 27.5 gallons for my truck and .25 gallons for my new weedeater. Can you get a deal on 2 cycle oil?

[ceyko]

I'd like to purchase 27.5 gallons for my truck and .25 gallons for my new weedeater. Can you get a deal on 2 cycle oil?

You better "times" that order by 10 or find your own deals. That's a little too small of an order for this deal.

Take care,

[wesman]

I really can't believe some of you actually think this is a good idea.


ROFL !!!!!

[SVT Lurch]

I really can't believe some of you actually think this is a good idea.


ROFL !!!!!
It is a good idea, getting gas cheaper, believing it will work is another thing.

[NtStangLover]

Gas is 1.99 here today. Woot

[mustang1990gt]

shit i thought this was a joke...

Post up the price range we're looking at...BTW how many gallons are in a tanker truck...?

The Biggest Tanker I have ever seen on the road is 8,500 gallons. Now at DFW Airport we have a 9,600 gallon tanker (but its top speed it 25 mph), I have heard of tankers going upto 15,000 gallons but again I dont think any of these are street tankers.

[xxxrr]

okay so aomebody pm me with the details. i want in if it is going to go through. i just need to know exactly what is happening

[TurboASR]

I'm ready to throw down some cash money!
-Viet

[Nate]

this is a fucking joke you dumbshits.

[xxxrr]

this is a fucking joke you dumbshits.
okay thats why i said "IF" it is going to go through i want part of it, fucking dumb shit

[TurboASR]

<-----getting popcorn

[Nate]

okay thats why i said "IF" it is going to go through i want part of it, fucking dumb shit
ok ace. :rolleyes:

[xxxrr]

Yeah OK.

[SVT Lurch]

LMAO @ "ace" :D

[torquefreak]

This is some funny shiat!!

[propellerhead]

Nothing funnier than all the two-sided posts like, "You guys are fucking nuts, but if this is real, I'm in."

[HookEm]

I got gas for 1.91 at the wally world on 377 and 114.......

[topher]

I got gas for 1.91 at the wally world on 377 and 114.......
damn Ishould have noticed and filled up the wifes exploder while I was over there getting Wendy's for the crew up here.

[Tangstang]

its been at $1.97-$1.98 at the corner next to my apartments(3 gas stations on the corner) for like 2 weeks

[blacksunshine427]

why don't we get on the governments ass and get them to repeal the $.38 tax on every gallon we buy. then we need to push the EPA out of the way so companies can afford to build some refineries. then we need to go to alaska get some of our oil flowing down here. then we tell OPEC to F%#K OFF!!! i'm in on some of that!!!!!!

[PooterWS6]

why don't we get on the governments ass and get them to repeal the $.38 tax on every gallon we buy. then we need to push the EPA out of the way so companies can afford to build some refineries. then we need to go to alaska get some of our oil flowing down here. then we tell OPEC to F%#K OFF!!! i'm in on some of that!!!!!!
Yeah, DFWSTANGS will RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!



:rolleyes:

[blacksunshine427]

Yeah, DFWSTANGS will RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!



:rolleyes:

i didn't mean just dfwstangs smart ass! i was talking about us as a country!!

[ceyko]

No worries, we are currently working to get a few more dollars together. Once we have that, we are buying out Exxon/Mobil. Then we'll cut DFWstang members as much of a break as we can afford. :)

Take care,

[360 Notch]

LOL, you guys are nuts...

its a good idea but you cant leave a tanker sittin on some street.


I have a 1K gal storage tank at my Ranch, you guys need to find a storage tank that passes code and epa requirements before you decide to buy a load from a local terminal.

1. you have no truck
2. you have no qualified legal driver
3. you do not have a retailer lisc or acct. with the local gas termials.
3. you have no place to store said fuel.
4. you do not have enough money pooled to purchase a load.



When I worked for Texaco I use to get fuel drops every day, usually about 3k gal.

It aint cheap for fuel. Most tankers hold around 5-8k gal. Do the math!!! and thats just one load. You have to buy bulk shipments to gain a good discount.

[LS1 pwrd Nova]

Not to hate on this but it is interesting. Where is the tanker going to be stored? I hope not in a residential area or where anyone can see it to call someone on you? If you pay for 1000 gallons, who is to say you will get it all? Who is actually going to keep track of the gallons. Doesnt gas start to breakdown after some time? Are you sure they are going to let a tanker of fuel sit at some place for weeks to months? For the pennies you will save per gallon, I dont think it is worth it. Good luck and I would really like to see the outcome of this plan you have here.

[PooterWS6]

LOL if you guys dont get it by now, it was all a joke!!!

[SVT Lurch]

LOL if you guys dont get it by now, it was all a joke!!!
:mad: GRRRRR!

[THE_dent_GUY]

let me hear price ill prolly get in on it

[propellerhead]

This has to be the longest running April Fools Day joke...ever!

[SVT Lurch]

joke!
WTF!!! :mad:

[Trip McNeely]

Sweet! So are we still in on this thing or what???

[PooterWS6]

Sweet! So are we still in on this thing or what???
Yes, were picking it up next week.
Should be about 1.13/gallon......











For anyone else thinking this is still real, please tell me you are legally mentally retarded.

[Futurama]

Yes, were picking it up next week.
Should be about 1.13/gallon......











i still think i can get it below the $2 barrier, but we will see

[Trip McNeely]

Yes, were picking it up next week.
Should be about 1.13/gallon......











For anyone else thinking this is still real, please tell me you are legally mentally retarded.
that is awesome!!

[DallasGt01]

Swwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeetttttt

[PooterWS6]

Its here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Only 1.95/gallon for super!!!!!!!!!!!!









tards.

[ceyko]

heh, I had forgotten all about this. Good deal. The rest of us are still working to buy out the major energy companies. Stay tuned.

[chris]

This is probably one of the funniest posts I have ever read.

Btw, I am in for 100 gals.

[PooterWS6]

We will be bringing it out to the Tues GTG in Ft Worth, come one come all, get cheap gas! fuck tha man!

[Osiris]

Its here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Only 1.95/gallon for super!!!!!!!!!!!!









tards.

Yup, it's good shit. I filled up already. :)

[Maverick]

Its here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Only 1.95/gallon for super!!!!!!!!!!!!









tards.


I've got a high volume pump if anyone wants to borrow it to "fill up":D

[Futurama]

bad news guys, i dont think im going to be able to share, im just going to hold on to this tanker and put it on ebay next year when gas is $4.00 a gallon and make a nice profit.

i will try to get another one for us to use, but i need more people to help with the time and money spent on this investment.

[Maverick]

bad news guys, i dont think im going to be able to share, im just going to hold on to this tanker and put it on ebay next year when gas is $4.00 a gallon and make a nice profit.

i will try to get another one for us to use, but i need more people to help with the time and money spent on this investment.


Stingy Price Gouger! :D

[svt_god]

May not have to wait a year was at the gas station today in oklahoma the clerk told me if I needed gas to get it today cause tomorrow it was going up to $2.73 omg!!!! :eek:

[AllStockRacer]

i would be more than willing to invest in some gas no bullshit pm me something or if yall already have it i will buy some and if yall are bullshitting its still a good plan

[doopie]

I just bought the gas station on Basswood and 35 next to the Sonic. If you have a DFWStangs VIP card my attendants will cut you a 33 cent per gallon deal on all gas except for the 135 octane. You have to go inside to pay and they refund the price manually.

You must have your DFWStangs member ID card to get the discount!

[propellerhead]

I just bought the gas station on Basswood and 35 next to the Sonic. If you have a DFWStangs VIP card my attendants will cut you a 33 cent per gallon deal on all gas except for the 135 octane. You have to go inside to pay and they refund the price manually.

You must have your DFWStangs member ID card to get the discount!
Can I fill up my diesel truck too?

[doopie]

Can I fill up my diesel truck too?


Sure....We have eco diesel as well since we are right next door to the Jack in the ox and Sonic we get lots of oil. The eco diesel is running around 1.49 and on Wednesdays it is cheaper since they do more buisness on tuesday nights now.

Doopie

[FATHERFORD]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/-marhari-/MoreCowbell.jpg

[ceyko]

I just ordered my VIP card today can I just bring in my receipt since it
is going to take 2 weeks to get my card in the mail once I send them my
passport photo and get it back to me......

[Futurama]

http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Shatner.jpg

[doopie]

Sorry to all of the DFWStangers that stopped by after the GTG at Sonic last night. I figured 6000 gallons of gas would be enough until Thursday but I guess people do not mind paying 2.51 a gallon.

All in all we sold 480 gallons to DFWStangers last night. Wow I guess I will have to change the discount to .21 so I can make some money on it.....

Good luck guys and the guy with the white mustang from Hulen thanks for the smoke show and tire tracks, hopefully the oil you left on the road did not cause any damage.

[5.0Coupe93]

this is the funniest thread I've ever read on here. some of you guys are total tools :cool:

[ceyko]

Jealous mofos. I personally enjoy the cheaper fuel. Just wish that chick attendent would not smile so much. Damn teeth are missing.

Take care,

[Art G]

I'd be in if you guys can really make it happen... but I have my doubts.

[ceyko]

Dude, pay the money for your DFWStangs VIP membership and take the discount.

[mustang1990gt]

http://www.texascarnuts.com/images/stop.JPG

[5.0blackcoupe]

Good luck tring to get any oil company to sell it to an individual. Good idea, but it will not happen. If you still want to try, here is what you do. Open an account at the NYMEX and purchase a furtures contract (make sure it is for the right gas for DFW-oxygenated). When the contract expires, you can take delievery of the gasoline. That is the only way YOU can get that much gas. They HAVE TO sell it to you because you own the contract. The other problems are worse, how to store and pump that much gas. But that is the only why to get it, unless you know someone in the business.

FYI

[Futurama]

Good luck tring to get any oil company to sell it to an individual. Good idea, but it will not happen. If you still want to try, here is what you do. Open an account at the NYMEX and purchase a furtures contract (make sure it is for the right gas for DFW-oxygenated). When the contract expires, you can take delievery of the gasoline. That is the only way YOU can get that much gas. They HAVE TO sell it to you because you own the contract. The other problems are worse, how to store and pump that much gas. But that is the only why to get it, unless you know someone in the business.

FYI
you dont know what you are talking about, ive gone through one tanker already.

[jefehbk]

Gas is 1.99 here today. Woot


what I would not give for $1.99 right now. a dollar difference in about 3 months...this world is crazy man.

[PooterWS6]

Good luck tring to get any oil company to sell it to an individual. Good idea, but it will not happen. If you still want to try, here is what you do. Open an account at the NYMEX and purchase a furtures contract (make sure it is for the right gas for DFW-oxygenated). When the contract expires, you can take delievery of the gasoline. That is the only way YOU can get that much gas. They HAVE TO sell it to you because you own the contract. The other problems are worse, how to store and pump that much gas. But that is the only why to get it, unless you know someone in the business.

FYI
I just used up the last of it this week, should have a new tanker in a week or two, all depends on what I can get it for now with the new hike in prices...


White text is your friend, this has ALL been one joke from the begining.

[Skidonenko]

I just used up the last of it this week, should have a new tanker in a week or two, all depends on what I can get it for now with the new hike in prices...


White text is your friend, this has ALL been one joke from the begining.

Damn it i thought there would be some extra

[Trip McNeely]

All Ive seen is post post post, when we gettin this rig?

[Chuck]

Lol

[PooterWS6]

All Ive seen is post post post, when we gettin this rig?
Its been gotten, used up, now were looking for rig number 2.


Douche.

[svt_god]

I say we install targa tops on our mustangs and pull some fast and the furious crap and just steal the trucks! ;) But as far getting the gas into a usuable tank and pump I have no idea there.

[HookEm]

AFX News Limited
Oil price bubble about to burst, says business guru Forbes


SYDNEY (AFX) - Oil prices are set to crash from this week's record highs as a speculative market bubble bursts with an impact that could make the hi-tech bust of 2000 'look like a picnic', business publisher Steve Forbes has predicted.

Forbes said the high oil prices currently dampening the US economy, which peaked at more than 70 usd a barrel yesterday as Hurricane Katrina headed for the US Gulf Coast, would fall to 30-35 usd a barrel within a year.

'I'll make a bold prediction... in 12 months, you're going to see oil down to 35-40 usd a barrel,' he said, according to Agence France-Presse.

'It's a huge bubble, I don't know what's going to pop it but eventually it will pop -- you cannot go against supply and demand, you cannot go against the fundamentals forever.'

The billionaire magazine publisher's comments came as the price of crude eased following US government comments that it could release some of its Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR).

The SPR, a 700-mln-barrel stockpile set aside for emergency use, could be used to counter oil shortages caused by Hurricane Katrina's devastation of the Gulf oil industry, which accounts for about a quarter of US output.

Forbes, who unsuccessfully sought Republican nomination in the 1996 and 2000 US Presidential elections, said the US government's constant topping up of the SPR had helped drive up oil prices.

'The speculators know now that no matter what happens to the price of oil, Uncle Sam is there buying almost every day,' he said.

'Stop the buying and in fact throw some of that oil on the open market, boy that would throw it in turmoil and send the price down.'

He said factors such as inflation and increased demand for oil from China and India only accounted for a small part of the price hike from 25-30 usd a barrel three years ago.

'The rest of it is sheer bubble speculation,' Forbes said.

'I'll be blunt, there's hardly a hedge fund in North America that hasn't speculated on oil futures.'

Forbes said the higher the oil price rose, the harder it would eventually crash, creating more pain for hedge fund managers and their clients.

'I don't think it's going to go to 100 usd but if it does the crash is going to be even more spectacular,' he said. 'It will make the hi-tech bubble look like a picnic -- this thing is not going to last.'

[PooterWS6]

Ok guys, who wants in on the newest truckload?
Need a list of idiots that still think this is real :)

[Maverick]

Ok guys, who wants in on the newest truckload?
Need a list of idiots that still think this is real :)



I would like to reserve 30 gallons...count me in! on the joke! I can't believe people are STILL falling for this!

[propellerhead]

I'm in for 100 gallons.

[ceyko]

Put me up for 150...got paypal?

Thanks

[MakeShift]

I think it would be easier if you just filled up at the pump and then drove off, saving you around $3 a gallon. HA

[MakeShift]

Oh another question who here uses the toll way? Let me know.

[Futurama]

we arent thieves, we have morals and are doing this just to save some $$$ to feed our families

[PooterWS6]

we arent thieves, we have morals and are doing this just to save some $$$ to feed our families
Yeah, we arent thieves, just looking for a good honest deal.....

[propellerhead]

Well, I'm glad we didn't invest a whole lot of money into this. :rolleyes:

[ceyko]

You may not of...no need to speak for the rest of us...dick.

[PooterWS6]

Well, I'm glad we didn't invest a whole lot of money into this. :rolleyes:
I made out like a bandit!
Dont be jealous :D

[Futurama]

Well, I'm glad we didn't invest a whole lot of money into this. :rolleyes:
stupid asian thinks he's so smart :rolleyes: ive already got the 2nd tanker sold.


for the 3rd, i am thinking i need to consider diesel though.

[PooterWS6]

stupid asian thinks he's so smart :rolleyes: ive already got the 2nd tanker sold.


for the 3rd, i am thinking i need to consider diesel though.
Yes, we need a diesel load this time so I dont have to trade the 93 for diesel on the mean streets....

[Futurama]

Yes, we need a diesel load this time so I dont have to trade the 93 for diesel on the mean streets....
i thought you were making bio93diesel :confused:

[Maverick]

Yes, we need a diesel load this time so I dont have to trade the 93 for diesel on the mean streets....


"and somebody cried "FAIR WARNING"...Lord, strike that poor boy down"....

[Maverick]

*UPDATE*;)


I have access to some industrial grade pumps! They have larger hoses - able to move product a whole lot faster!

[Futurama]

*UPDATE*;)


I have access to some industrial grade pumps! They have larger hoses - able to move product a whole lot faster!

sounds good, we need to meet up at the titty bar to go over the details.

[Maverick]

sounds good, we need to meet up at the titty bar to go over the details.


Ah, yes..."Formal" business meeting - with the ladies in "Informal" attire!!! LOL!!!

[Futurama]

you got it. ill bring the coors lite mini keg :)

[5 point 0 ford]

Ill rent a u-haul and rig it for teh next tank

[Futurama]

i just heard da prez drives a diesel. he is welcome to all the fuel his rig can hold for as long as his family needs.

[1BAD2K]

wowthis is hilarious

[airplaneman00]

wow, this is funny. probably one of the longest posts ever. i will keep watching... :p

[Skidonenko]

wow, this is funny. probably one of the longest posts ever. i will keep watching... :p

Not even close (http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=29744)

[ceyko]

hehe...someone should ttt that for shits and giggles.

Anyway,
once we bought out Chevron/Exxon/Mobil, we are not really interested in any group purchases. We are in it for the cut throat profits. Sorry if you missed your opportunity to be a partner.

Take care,

[TurboASR]

:p I'm in for 12 gallons :)

[Trip McNeely]

So if I get the black Civics are we still down for this?

[Skidonenko]

So if I get the black Civics are we still down for this?

You have to get the dirtbike helmets/grappling hook/green neons too

[PooterWS6]

Shit guys, you need to talk to people, get in on this deal of a lifetime, im on the 4th tanker now, paid about $1.30 a gallon for diesel....

[Trip McNeely]

You have to get the dirtbike helmets/grappling hook/green neons too
one thing at a time! :D

[PooterWS6]

one thing at a time! :D
Alright, we got the gear together for the next truck, whos ready?

[ceyko]

blah blah blha blah

[Futurama]

I'm surprised no one has said this yet....


Bullshit, asshole. Nobody likes the tuna.
if you dont like the tuna, you can take your ass down the street to fatburger and get a #2 with cheese.

[totheredline]

hehe...someone should ttt that for shits and giggles.

Anyway,
once we bought out Chevron/Exxon/Mobil, we are not really interested in any group purchases. We are in it for the cut throat profits. Sorry if you missed your opportunity to be a partner.

Take care,


ill ttt that!

[blazen 308]

who wants to go in on this??? i think it will last say 50 people a while and we could save a bundle.....

im surprised no one has done this yet sounds good

[PooterWS6]

Another truck on the way, dont miss out!

[PooterWS6]

Anyone want in on more?
New truck next week, 1.55/gallon.

[Futurama]

Anyone want in on more?
New truck next week, 1.55/gallon.
thanks for TTT'ing this for the new year.


like flaming river racks are more important :rolleyes:

[Maverick]

I'm running low on fuel...is this tanker equipped with 'winter blend' - i'd hate to have it go bad before spring:D ...

[Skidonenko]

I'm running low on fuel...is this tanker equipped with 'winter blend' - i'd hate to have it go bad before spring:D ...

.

[Maverick]

Crack the spigot on the tanker open! Price of fuel is getting out of hand!:mad:

[Futurama]

Crack the spigot on the tanker open! Price of fuel is getting out of hand!:mad:
well it looks like te demand for diesel is going down, and premium chevron with techron is back up. i will be getting another tanker today if things plan out. free gas to anyone that finds blue50svo and kicks him in the nuts.

[payne5757]

Screw all this, someone figure out how to run our cars on fucking water please................wait..................shit, water is 1.20 for a liter at the gas station...............were screwed.

[PooterWS6]

Screw all this, someone figure out how to run our cars on fucking water please................wait..................shit, water is 1.20 for a liter at the gas station...............were screwed.
Its free from the neighbors hose:)

[payne5757]

Yeah, but that would be like running regular and I have to have premium. lol

[PooterWS6]

Yeah, but that would be like running regular and I have to have premium. lol
Britta that shit yo! :cool:
Nitrowater

[Maverick]

Evian is where its at homies!!!

[Maverick]

I'm not happy with my recent purchase...vehicle is experiencing vapor lock as a result of refineries removing MBTE additive...my fuel consumption has increased as well, cutting down on the volumetric efficiency of my engine...any suggestions?

[PooterWS6]

I'm not happy with my recent purchase...vehicle is experiencing vapor lock as a result of refineries removing MBTE additive...my fuel consumption has increased as well, cutting down on the volumetric efficiency of my engine...any suggestions?
Add some gatorade.

[Futurama]

I'm not happy with my recent purchase...vehicle is experiencing vapor lock as a result of refineries removing MBTE additive...my fuel consumption has increased as well, cutting down on the volumetric efficiency of my engine...any suggestions?
thats cuz the new gas doesnt work well with the stock cunueter valve, there isnt enought pressure. elimanate the system like you would with a EGR system and you are good to go. obviosly this will fuck with your smog and fail inspection, but i have a guy that will pass anyone so just let me know and i will take care of you as long as i know you and you have bought fuel from me before.

[Maverick]

thats cuz the new gas doesnt work well with the stock cunueter valve, there isnt enought pressure. elimanate the system like you would with a EGR system and you are good to go. obviosly this will fuck with your smog and fail inspection, but i have a guy that will pass anyone so just let me know and i will take care of you as long as i know you and you have bought fuel from me before.


Sweet...would it be possible to go refund me the difference in the price of Gatorade so I may be able to restore the volatility of the fuel? I am grateful that Pooter has enlightened me in the explosive nature of the electrolytes within a typical gallon of Gatorade...I especially like orange...

[Futurama]

Sweet...would it be possible to go refund me the difference in the price of Gatorade so I may be able to restore the volatility of the fuel? I am grateful that Pooter has enlightened me in the explosive nature of the electrolytes within a typical gallon of Gatorade...I especially like orange...
no refunds, all sales are final. if you dont like it, buy your fuel from george bush.

[Maverick]

no refunds, all sales are final. if you dont like it, buy your fuel from george bush.


I don't really want a refund...just want what I'm willing to pay for:D ...I guess I'll have to get in on the refinery deal...maybe get me a job as quality control there or something...

[Futurama]

I don't really want a refund...just want what I'm willing to pay for:D ...I guess I'll have to get in on the refinery deal...maybe get me a job as quality control there or something...
since you have a turbo car, maybe we can work out a deal on testing octane formula's

[Maverick]

since you have a turbo car, maybe we can work out a deal on testing octane formula's


Hrmm...I have read research on the octane rating of Crown Royale...I am all for a fuel that not only makes my cars run better, but can be used for personal consumption!

[03mustangdude]

so how much is it per gallon?


where do we go to pick the gas up/fill up?

[Futurama]

so how much is it per gallon?


where do we go to pick the gas up/fill up?

send pooterws6 a pm.

[PooterWS6]

Alright guys, got a new "shipment" in...

2.15/gallon for Diesel...

[propellerhead]

It's about time. I'll stop by this weekend for my 50 gallons. Best $100 I spent lately.

[bcoop]

how long has this joke been going on?

[PooterWS6]

It's about time. I'll stop by this weekend for my 50 gallons. Best $100 I spent lately.
Yep, the gubment is going nuts with the prices, and not even offering tubes of KY at the pump...

[Maverick]

how long has this joke been going on?


Its no joke...a farce maybe :D ...then again, how much are YOU paying for fuel?


HA HA!!!

[Maverick]

Count me in for another drum Pooter...I've almost perfected the retro glow plug kit for 302 engines (working out some minor starting issues)...4.6 modular and LS1 / LS2 kits soon to follow!

[PooterWS6]

how long has this joke been going on?
Im guessing by the first post, 04-04-2005.
So over a year.

And 'tis no joke lad.

[bcoop]

Im guessing by the first post, 04-04-2005.
So over a year.

And 'tis no joke lad.


Yeah, I didn't read back that far.


In that case, anyone have an empty 50 gallon drum? I need some diesel for the Ford.....

[Maverick]

Im guessing by the first post, 04-04-2005.
So over a year.

And 'tis no joke lad.


That's right...its FAR from it...CErtainly !!!:D

[MAD MAX]

No worries mates...MFP is on the job!

[ceyko]

Yeah, I didn't read back that far.


In that case, anyone have an empty 50 gallon drum? I need some diesel for the Ford.....

Read the thread. No diesel, only 93. Start your own thread for diesel. :)

[PooterWS6]

Read the thread. No diesel, only 93. Start your own thread for diesel. :)
Read the thread. Yes diesel.

Dont remember you starting the thread, or even picking up/delivering any of the fuel? :confused:

[ceyko]

Read the thread. Yes diesel.

Dont remember you starting the thread, or even picking up/delivering any of the fuel? :confused:

No, I have not and did not. However, you do have a large sum of my money. Have the so called "delays" been due to you buying diesel with it? I must've missed that part.

[PooterWS6]

No, I have not and did not. However, you do have a large sum of my money. Have the so called "delays" been due to you buying diesel with it? I must've missed that part.
Yep, but well refine a portion of it for those that wanted 93...
We need diesel to run the trucks doing the hotshot 93 octane runs...
So every now and then we grab a tanker or two of diesel to stock the rigs...

[black5.0lx]

where is this at i need some to lol

[PooterWS6]

where is this at i need some to lol
The corner of 75 and MLK, big ass tanker disguised as a liquor store.

Come one, come all, get it before the man sticks it to you without any KY.

[MAD MAX]

The corner of 75 and MLK, big ass tanker disguised as a liquor store.

Come one, come all, get it before the man sticks it to you without any KY.



I'm told from a reliable source that the NIGHTRIDER is planning on intercepting the next shipment...fear not, mate, the MFP will be there to defend the precious cargo...

[PooterWS6]

I'm told from a reliable source that the NIGHTRIDER is planning on intercepting the next shipment...fear not, mate, the MFP will be there to defend the precious cargo...
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/18/mad_max2.jpg

[MAD MAX]

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/18/mad_max2.jpg



I have identified the biker as none other than the infamous TOECUTTER...wanted in 7 terratories!

I am unable to assist those in the 59 Holden...God rest their souls...

[MAD MAX]

G'day mates!

Latest reports are that gas prices have stabilised, with most stations selling 93 octane for the average of $2.15...you yanks should be content! Large quantities available!

[Maverick]

4/22/08 update:


In hindsight, maybe we all should have really done this:o ...could have at least resold it for a profit

[BLUEOVAL]

4/22/08 update:


In hindsight, maybe we all should have really done this:o ...could have at least resold it for a profit

Funny thing is when it started it was under 2.00 a gallon now well over 3 for low grade...Reading through this was funny though..

[Futurama]

who says im not doing it anymore? i cant tell you guys because there be too many haters on this site.

[silverhatch]

Damn look at post 192

[Jimi G]

Alright Future I am in.

[bjtheman1]

Alright Future I am in.


Same here, where do I sign :D

[Futurama]

pm me your credit card # so i can verify and see if you are legit

[Clifton]

pm me your credit card # so i can verify and see if you are legit
We can get the moneny from "onjacks". He has plenty of money to waste :rolleyes:

[Maverick]

We can get the moneny from "onjacks". He has plenty of money to waste :rolleyes:


Scott would have had a Funny Car that could outrun John Force with all the money he's spent if he'd put it all in one car/chassis:D




*sidenote - PAGE 5 :eek: *

[Clifton]

Scott would have had a Funny Car that could outrun John Force with all the money he's spent if he'd put it all in one car/chassis:D
Isn't that the truth :rolleyes:

[momo stallion]

4/22/08 update:


In hindsight, maybe we all should have really done this:o ...could have at least resold it for a profit


haha, usually commodities traders seldom maintain the tangible product especially organics products with a shelf life.

2 year old gasoline would suck but i'm LMAO at the thought of buying $10,000 worth of pork bellies delivered to your house!

[Maverick]

haha, usually commodities traders seldom maintain the tangible product especially organics products with a shelf life.

2 year old gasoline would suck but i'm LMAO at the thought of buying $10,000 worth of pork bellies delivered to your house!



Sarcasm > you

[Clifton]

2 year old gasoline would suck but I'm LMAO
People would still buy it to say a buck ;) Their car might run like shit, but they would still buy it.

[90GT50]

In for the tanker of stabil.

[Futurama]

In for the tanker of stabil.
oh shit i knew i forgot something :eek:

[Maverick]

I saw the tanker! It really exists! It was travelling northbound on a 2 lane highway and some bald headed dude driving a fake Grand National was trying to run him off the road!http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif

[Futurama]

was it this guy?

http://140.239.64.195/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/madmax.jpg


he's my driver, but he shall remain nameless.

[Ylw 98~~SNAKE~~]

Yall ready to do this tanker thing....:D Now is the time to buy....haha

[Futurama]

Yall ready to do this tanker thing....:D Now is the time to buy....haha

the hijack is almost ready, but right now i need someone to step up with the money for the 100gallons of Stabil we will need to keep the gas fresh since it will be stored.



also i found some dumbass ricer guys to do the hijack for me, as long as i get everything on tape so they can have their own documentry of their "lifestyle" i think the head guy is named vin diesel and he has some doofus whiteboy hanging around as his girlfriend.

[Maverick]

Why not write a letter to Congress asking for financial aid to pay for the fuel and stabil?


It worked for the car makers:biggrin:



*First post on this topic for the new year*

[grove rat]

would be in if it's still going down..

[Badass2000gt]

would be in if it's still going down..

x2

[Ylw 98~~SNAKE~~]

lets do this thing before gas hits 5 bux a gallon!

[Slowhand]

Worst idea to ever gain momentum on DFWstangs?

[Futurama]

Worst idea to ever gain momentum on DFWstangs?

worst post ever by captain serious:confused2:

[Trip McNeely]

Ah yes, a DFWStangs classic. :D

[81redstang]

Wow this thread is older than my member status