Skidmark
03-27-2005, 05:32 PM
I thought it was pretty funny when i heard it a couple weeks ago.
Anyhow, a lady decided she wanted a pet... she didn't want to usual dog or cat so she decided on getting a bird when she stopped by the pet store. She bought a colorful parrot which talked, said the store owner. She got the bird home and once the bird started talking it said the most horrible curse words you could ever imagine. She tried to teach it pretty bird, hello, and all the norm, but all that came out were bad words. She called the pet store and told her the situation, the owner said to put the bird in the freezer for about 10 minutes to maybe teach it a lesson. Well, she seemed hesitant but she finally did it. After putting the bird in the freezer she could hear it screaming out curse words... then all the sudden, silence. She opened the freezer door and the parrot walked out onto her arm, and said in perfect english, "Ma'dam, if i ever offended you with my words i am truely sorry. But if i may ask you one question?" The lady nods her head and the bird says, "What did the chicken ever do?"
Anyhow, a lady decided she wanted a pet... she didn't want to usual dog or cat so she decided on getting a bird when she stopped by the pet store. She bought a colorful parrot which talked, said the store owner. She got the bird home and once the bird started talking it said the most horrible curse words you could ever imagine. She tried to teach it pretty bird, hello, and all the norm, but all that came out were bad words. She called the pet store and told her the situation, the owner said to put the bird in the freezer for about 10 minutes to maybe teach it a lesson. Well, she seemed hesitant but she finally did it. After putting the bird in the freezer she could hear it screaming out curse words... then all the sudden, silence. She opened the freezer door and the parrot walked out onto her arm, and said in perfect english, "Ma'dam, if i ever offended you with my words i am truely sorry. But if i may ask you one question?" The lady nods her head and the bird says, "What did the chicken ever do?"