TurboASR
03-26-2005, 02:26 PM
A construction worker on the third floor of a building
needs a handsaw. He sees one of the labourers on
the first floor. He yells down to him, but the man can't
hear, so he uses signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I".
Then at his knee, meaning "need". Then moves his hand
back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on this
first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to
masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and
runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the hell
is the matter with you! Are you stupid or something?
I was saying that I need a handsaw!" The labourer looks
at the carpenter and says, "I knew that.
I was just trying to tell you that I'm coming."
needs a handsaw. He sees one of the labourers on
the first floor. He yells down to him, but the man can't
hear, so he uses signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I".
Then at his knee, meaning "need". Then moves his hand
back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on this
first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to
masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and
runs down to the first floor yelling, "What the hell
is the matter with you! Are you stupid or something?
I was saying that I need a handsaw!" The labourer looks
at the carpenter and says, "I knew that.
I was just trying to tell you that I'm coming."