32VfromHell
03-14-2005, 11:40 PM
I thought this was a pretty clever take on a classic!
George: Condi, how nice to see you. What's happenin'?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great, lay it on me!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you. Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the middle east.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. Then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: And stay out of the middle east! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right, damn it! With cream and two sugars. Now, get on the phone.
George: Condi, how nice to see you. What's happenin'?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great, lay it on me!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you. Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the middle east.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. Then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Not Yassir. The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: And stay out of the middle east! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right, damn it! With cream and two sugars. Now, get on the phone.