Jimbo
01-14-2002, 05:52 PM
(1)... You have ever used the words Honda and performance in a sentence
without saying the phrase "lack there of"
(2)... If your ride be tight, or your exhast is phat, your shit be hooked up,
or your system be buzzin'
(3)...If you know what FUBU stands for
(4)...If you only drink Zima
(5)...If your idea of fun is taking a perfectly good gas saving family car,
and trying to make it into aircraft by adding wings
(6)... You can fit six mexicans and two cannibalistic quadrapoligic
prostitutes in your newest pair of pants
(7)... You make fun of Camaro/Mustang guys because no matter how bad they may
beat you, they used more gas in a race than your C-RX uses in a month
(8)... You think front wheel drive is better for showing off
(9)... You just can't find a single use for Duct Tape
(10)... You don't support Captin Pollution
(11).. You brag that with only a few thousand more dollars of work... you
will bust into the 16's
(12)...You have never heard of Smokey And The Bandit, or Dukes Of Hazzard
(13)...You only had to buy one hedder for your car, and it bottoms out all
the time
(14)...You painted you Drums or Calipers to match your Stripes
(15)... Your exhuast sounds like a moose with diareahha
(16)... You have never acually seen a "Carburater"
(17)... You have almost as much gold in your mouth as you do around your neck
(18)... You have put more money into your car than John Force and Dale
Earnhardt combinined... yet you still can't keep up with stock Mustangs or
Camaros of the 80"s
(19)...You have to pull the hand brake to do a burnout
(20)... All the chicks dig your car now... but it'll be out of style in a few
years
21) You think of V-8 as a drink
22) You think wheel tuck is sweet
23) Your rims are bigger than your engine
24) You only have one windshield wiper
25) You Think your Civic is an original
26) You know what "VTEC" stands for
27) You have more gears than cylinders
28) Your tires cost more than the car, and the wheels cost more than the tires
29) You hang out at the mall
30) You made your own body kit
31) You go over speed bumps at an angle
32) You type in Ebonics
33) Your "shit be thumpin'"
34) You have skinny tires in the back, and fat ones in the front
35) You put four emergency spares on your car to lower it
36) Your car has racing stripes, but it has more doors than stripes
37) if you have to red line to break traction.........in the rain
38) if your car battery is bigger than your motor block
39) if your exhust tip is bigger round than any one of your four pistions
40) if you talk about hookin your shit up more than.... hookin your shit up
without saying the phrase "lack there of"
(2)... If your ride be tight, or your exhast is phat, your shit be hooked up,
or your system be buzzin'
(3)...If you know what FUBU stands for
(4)...If you only drink Zima
(5)...If your idea of fun is taking a perfectly good gas saving family car,
and trying to make it into aircraft by adding wings
(6)... You can fit six mexicans and two cannibalistic quadrapoligic
prostitutes in your newest pair of pants
(7)... You make fun of Camaro/Mustang guys because no matter how bad they may
beat you, they used more gas in a race than your C-RX uses in a month
(8)... You think front wheel drive is better for showing off
(9)... You just can't find a single use for Duct Tape
(10)... You don't support Captin Pollution
(11).. You brag that with only a few thousand more dollars of work... you
will bust into the 16's
(12)...You have never heard of Smokey And The Bandit, or Dukes Of Hazzard
(13)...You only had to buy one hedder for your car, and it bottoms out all
the time
(14)...You painted you Drums or Calipers to match your Stripes
(15)... Your exhuast sounds like a moose with diareahha
(16)... You have never acually seen a "Carburater"
(17)... You have almost as much gold in your mouth as you do around your neck
(18)... You have put more money into your car than John Force and Dale
Earnhardt combinined... yet you still can't keep up with stock Mustangs or
Camaros of the 80"s
(19)...You have to pull the hand brake to do a burnout
(20)... All the chicks dig your car now... but it'll be out of style in a few
years
21) You think of V-8 as a drink
22) You think wheel tuck is sweet
23) Your rims are bigger than your engine
24) You only have one windshield wiper
25) You Think your Civic is an original
26) You know what "VTEC" stands for
27) You have more gears than cylinders
28) Your tires cost more than the car, and the wheels cost more than the tires
29) You hang out at the mall
30) You made your own body kit
31) You go over speed bumps at an angle
32) You type in Ebonics
33) Your "shit be thumpin'"
34) You have skinny tires in the back, and fat ones in the front
35) You put four emergency spares on your car to lower it
36) Your car has racing stripes, but it has more doors than stripes
37) if you have to red line to break traction.........in the rain
38) if your car battery is bigger than your motor block
39) if your exhust tip is bigger round than any one of your four pistions
40) if you talk about hookin your shit up more than.... hookin your shit up