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maroonmayhem
10-28-2004, 05:28 PM
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife says, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Are you sick?" "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of
those new Viagra pills."
So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat.
He said," Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing I'm going
to get a tetanus shot.
:D

Old Fart
10-28-2004, 06:40 PM
L O L

Why do they give Viagra to old men in nursing homes?

Keeps them from rolling out of bed at night.