Old Fart
10-23-2004, 02:42 PM
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send John Kerry a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H.
Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards. Edwards and his advisors had no clue either so they sent it to the Democratic National Committee.
No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT, who sent it to Michael Dukakis, who then sent it to Ted Kennedy, Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help.
They cabled John Kerry back "Tell the Presidential hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."
Kerry opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H.
Kerry was baffled, so he typed it out and emailed it to John Edwards. Edwards and his advisors had no clue either so they sent it to the Democratic National Committee.
No one could solve it so it went to the National Education Association and then to MIT, who sent it to Michael Dukakis, who then sent it to Ted Kennedy, Eventually they asked Britain's MI6 for help.
They cabled John Kerry back "Tell the Presidential hopeful he is looking at the message upside down."