JMAC
10-21-2004, 11:25 AM
>Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
>surgeries
>they had performed.
>
>One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
>lost 7
>fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he
>performed a
>private concert for the Queen of England."
>
>One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
>and
>legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a
>gold
>medal in the Olympics."
>
>The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs. Several years
>ago a
>Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse
>head-on
>into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
>with was
>the horse's ass and some war medals. Now he's running as the
>Democratic
>nominee for President of the United States."
>surgeries
>they had performed.
>
>One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
>lost 7
>fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he
>performed a
>private concert for the Queen of England."
>
>One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms
>and
>legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a
>gold
>medal in the Olympics."
>
>The third surgeon said, "You guys are both amateurs. Several years
>ago a
>Vietnam veteran, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse
>head-on
>into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
>with was
>the horse's ass and some war medals. Now he's running as the
>Democratic
>nominee for President of the United States."