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TexasDevilDog
10-20-2004, 02:43 PM
http://www.newsleader.com/news/stories/20041017/localnews/1428112.html

In the magazine, CNN/Money staff writer Parija Bhatnagar broke the story about how the outcome of every presidential election for the last quarter-century has been correctly predicted based on the sales of Halloween masks. It all started back in 1980, when every kid on the block had to have a Ronald Reagan mask for Halloween. The trend continued four years later when Ronnie beat Mondale and, according to a costume marketing research firm, has held firm through every national election ever since. (Well, the Bill Clinton mask narrowly edged out the Papa George mask in 1992, but all the other winning percentages were substantial.)
This year, with Halloween just around the corner, George Dubya Bush masks have outsold Scary Kerry masks by a 57 percent to 43 percent margin. I'm going to vote anyway, of course, because I dropped from a family tree full of Yaller Dawg Democrats (so called because we'd supposedly vote Democratic even if the party nominated an old yellow dog for president). But if you believe in omens and signs and the power of weird coincidences, it's already settled.

AL P
10-20-2004, 02:46 PM
I think if you go in and count the number of Frankenstein masks sold as a win for Kerry you can plainly see he is going to win.

scrapwave
10-20-2004, 02:50 PM
well outta my way people...I gotta get to Walmart and buy up 2 of those Dubya masks if that's what's going to determine who wins! ;) LOL!

scrapwave
10-20-2004, 02:52 PM
oh...I forgot to add above..if they made a Teresa Heinz Kerry mask then Kerry would be a shoo in for the whitehouse based on the above theory, wouldn't he??? LOL!

AL P
10-20-2004, 02:59 PM
oh...I forgot to add above..if they made a Teresa Heinz Kerry mask then Kerry would be a shoo in for the whitehouse based on the above theory, wouldn't he??? LOL!

They already sell one. It's the mummy.

scrapwave
10-20-2004, 03:02 PM
They already sell one. It's the mummy.

nah...the mummy is way too cute for THAT! ;) LOL!

Toolman
10-20-2004, 03:51 PM
for holloween if you want to be kerry just dress us as a huge dolpin.. AKA flipper..