Fobra
10-20-2004, 01:54 AM
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his
cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any
new
baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's
about
average down home, Folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas
babyboy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
of
"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
were
gonna call you. So... How much does he w eigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
puzzled,
and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he
was
born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star
beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly
says, "Had him circumcised."
:D
cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any
new
baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's
about
average down home, Folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas
babyboy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
of
"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
were
gonna call you. So... How much does he w eigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is
puzzled,
and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he
was
born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star
beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly
says, "Had him circumcised."
:D