Calling out Mach1Marauder, Ennis 10/23

[dan03mach]

I hope you called that Voodoo Witch to put curse on me if not your ass is going down this time Old Man..LOL You better bring more than what you did at Dale on Sunday.. You might need it... :D

[Osiris]

Oh snap!

[4.6 Love]

This will be good!

[Futurama]

old man is skurred to reply

[dan03mach]

old man is skurred to reply
He is probably to busy playing with that laptop in the front seat.. Trying to get a different tune on his car.. To run against my stock tune, motor, front sway bar having, stock front rims and tires running Mach.... :D :eek:

[dan03mach]

tick tock tick tock tick tock Place your bets who is going to be the victor.. Is it going to be Wild Bill driving Louise, the red Mach, or is it going to be Dan driving Smoke, the DSG Mach.. :D I think who ever gets out of the hole first is going to be the winner... Bill you better not redlight on me this time.. ;)

[Mach1Marauder]

old man is skurred to reply

I got something for your ass bitch! It's call a size 11 Doc Martin!
:p :p :D

[Mach1Marauder]

tick tock tick tock tick tock Place your bets who is going to be the victor.. Is it going to be Wild Bill driving Louise, the red Mach, or is it going to be Dan driving Smoke, the DSG Mach.. :D I think who ever gets out of the hole first is going to be the winner... Bill you better not redlight on me this time.. ;)


And you'd better not either! And don't miss third gear for the umteenth time either! Get rid of my old almost bald ass ET STREETS.............I don't want NO excuses from ya!















PS.............I hope you can read at 75+ mph..........Cause Louise will have a message for you on her ASS :D :D

[dan03mach]

And you'd better not either! And don't miss third gear for the umteenth time either! Get rid of my old almost bald ass ET STREETS.............I don't want NO excuses from ya!















PS.............I hope you can read at 75+ mph..........Cause Louise will have a message for you on her ASS :D :DLOL Old wild Bill at his best.... You see I got rid of my gear missing redlight running ass and past it on to you... O don't you worry about my ET Streets I have some new ones coming and you better be ready I was only launch at 4.5k at Dale Sunday and running 8.0's to your 8.1's launching at 6k.. hahahaha As you can see I have alot left to offer.. You just get there early so I won't have to wait all day for you to show.. I need to go on and drag you down the 1/4 so I can play with some LS1's...

[Mach1Marauder]

LOL Old wild Bill at his best.... You see I got rid of my gear missing redlight running ass and past it on to you... O don't you worry about my ET Streets I have some new ones coming and you better be ready I was only launch at 4.5k at Dale Sunday and running 8.0's to your 8.1's launching at 6k.. hahahaha As you can see I have alot left to offer.. You just get there early so I won't have to wait all day for you to show.. I need to go on and drag you down the 1/4 so I can play with some LS1's...


You'll prolly be running 12.7s again and and wondering WTF!
Just don't waste that first run on a Cobra like ya did the last time..............you know that was just a fluke............don't ya? :D :D
I dunno............it being up in the day..........ain't no telling what either of us will run. :confused:


Oh..............It IS true what they say about witches!


















DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! DEM BOOBIES WERE C O L D!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D

[dan03mach]

You'll prolly be running 12.7s again and and wondering WTF!
Just don't waste that first run on a Cobra like ya did the last time..............you know that was just a fluke............don't ya? :D :D
I dunno............it being up in the day..........ain't no telling what either of us will run. :confused:

:D I don't think it is any kinda of fluke from what I have been running this past weekend.. and if you think I'm going to be running 12.7's you won't even get out of the 12.8's the way you where running Sun..

[Mach1Marauder]

I don't think it is any kinda of fluke from what I have been running this past weekend.. and if you think I'm going to be running 12.7's you won't even get out of the 12.8's the way you where running Sun..

I better not be running that way..........I looked at my logs and for some unknown reason my knock sensors were pulling timing right off the fucking line! :confused: :confused: I went back to my old tune and it shouldn't be doing that........but I'll get it sorted out and I'll be back at less that 12.5!

[dan03mach]

We just need someone there to Video this and post it on here.. Since I can't host Vids or download them to my pc from my camera I'm out..

[dan03mach]

Gates open at 9am racing starts at 10am and they close at 5pm.. This sucks there website said its going to be open till 12pm... Midnight..

[Mosephus]

I'll be there with a camera video taping my buddy, I'm sure I can spare some film for you two. :D

[dan03mach]

Cool Deal Nate thanks man I just hope it doesn't rain...

[Mach1Marauder]

RUT RO RAGGY!
FedEx came again today!!!!!!!!
Wasn't my normal hot little lady though!:mad: :mad:

WATCH OUT DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :cool:

[cool cat]

What'd they bring?

[Futurama]

What'd they bring? rogaine and viagra.

[Mach1Marauder]

What'd they bring?


Something to make Dan cry. :cool:

[Mach1Marauder]

rogaine and viagra.

At least they didn't deliver your He-Man lovedoll to this address! You know how the mail system is now!.....Pssssst coolcat told me that you ordered it with the vibro-butt and dong option? You are really off the hook!!!!!!!!

[RiSk]

wow thats just dirty......

[Futurama]

At least they didn't deliver your He-Man lovedoll to this address! You know the mail system is now!.....Pssssst coolcat told me that you ordered it with the vibro-butt and dong option? You are really off the hook!!!!!!!!bwahahah!!! nice..you seem cranky, do you skip your prunes and nap this afternoon??

[Mach1Marauder]

Well.....a roofing nail and a podunk town screwed me out of spanking Dan at Ennis today. :mad:
But I would have had my hands full!
Dan ran a 12.25@110 today!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Mosephus]

I thought ya'll were goin at it tonight? What time did the track open today?

[Mach1Marauder]

I thought ya'll were goin at it tonight? What time did the track open today?

Gates open at 9am racing starts at 10am and they close at 5pm.. This sucks there website said its going to be open till 12pm... Midnight..

For some damn reason I was thinking that the track closed at 2pm! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Mosephus]

I was thinking 9pm for some reason all day today :mad:

[Mach1Marauder]

I was thinking 9pm for some reason all day today :mad:
I'm getting old.......WTF is your excuse? Drugs? :D

[Mosephus]

I'll take the ADD cop out.

[dan03mach]

Well.....a roofing nail and a podunk town screwed me out of spanking Dan at Ennis today. :mad:
But I would have had my hands full!
Dan ran a 12.25@110 today!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:Sorry old man you pussed out but you still would have gotten drug like everyones else I ran today...

[Mach1Marauder]

Sorry old man you pussed out but you still would have gotten drug like everyones else I ran today...
CHANGE YOUR SIG! YOU SLOW ASS! :D :D

[dan03mach]

CHANGE YOUR SIG! YOU SLOW ASS! :D :D
Done... Slow ass Beotch.. She if you can bust that.. O BTW THEY are open next friday for the last night of the year from 8pm-2am If you want to get Drug then.. Let me know..

[Mach1Marauder]

Done... Slow ass Beotch.. She if you can bust that.. O BTW THEY are open next friday for the last night of the year from 8pm-2am If you want to get Drug then.. Let me know..
Beotch !!!
You already said you can't get off work that day!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dan03mach]

Beotch !!!
You already said you can't get off work that day!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just might you never know now do you.. I think I can to bust your ass in the 1/4 but I'm going to do it in the 1/8 tomorrow.. Be ready...

[Mach1Marauder]

I just might you never know now do you.. I think I can to bust your ass in the 1/4 but I'm going to do it in the 1/8 tomorrow.. Be ready...

I was BORN ready!!!!!!!! :D

BRING IT!.............JUST DON'T SING IT!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[dan03mach]

I was BORN ready!!!!!!!! :D

BRING IT!.............JUST DON'T SING IT!!!!!!!!!!! :D
I did bring it can't you tell.. Now its your turn to bring it and prove that the all mighty Louise isn't going to get whoopped up by old smokey now is she.. You know how women get cranky when they don't win... But for now I got your title.. In my hand.. :D

[Mach1Marauder]

I did bring it can't you tell.. Now its your turn to bring it and prove that the all mighty Louise isn't going to get whoopped up by old smokey now is she.. You know how women get cranky when they don't win... But for now I got your title.. In my hand.. :D


Yeah.....dem bitches can get on da rag and just STAY there! :D

[lisaz28]

Sorry old man you pussed out but you still would have gotten drug like everyones else I ran today...
Actually you had a better time than Lucky, but Lucky treed you and won the race. But no one came close to the times you put out today. Very impressed! Just goes to show you what weight reduction can really do!

[Mach1Marauder]

Actually you had a better time than Lucky, but Lucky treed you and won the race. But no one came close to the times you put out today. Very impressed! Just goes to show you what weight reduction can really do!


Say it isn't sooooo!
Dan sleeping at the tree?
Naaaaaaaa! :p :p :p

[lisaz28]

Say it isn't sooooo!
Dan sleeping at the tree?
Naaaaaaaa! :p :p :p
I'm going to take pictures of Lucky's time slips and post them. I am supposed to get a CD with them when I get the prints back, but it won't be right away.

[LUCKYMACH]

Sorry old man you pussed out but you still would have gotten drug like everyones else I ran today...Oh, tried to sneak over here, eh?
Didnt' think I'd see this?
Better think again!!!
Check this out:
So I'm just mindin' my own bizness when Dan the smack talker called me out.
I said "OK, let's go."
The envelope please:
--------Lucky-------Dan
60'----1.766-------1.731
330---5.127-------5.033
1/8----7.924-------7.806
MPH---88.24-------88.66
1000--10.360-----10.217
1/4----12.414------12.254
MPH---110.32------110.85
Seems like something's missing. Oh, yeah - that would be the R/T
R/T-----.031---------.228
Margin of victory (for me, of course) = .0376.
I won by 6 feet!!! Side by side racing again!!!
Somehow, I don't think Dan cared about anything by the 12.25.
You're welcome Dan for me pushing you to a new best.
But if we're smack talking - I WON!!!

[Mach1Marauder]

Oh, tried to sneak over here, eh?
Didnt' think I'd see this?
Better think again!!!
Check this out:
So I'm just mindin' my own bizness when Dan the smack talker called me out.
I said "OK, let's go."
The envelope please:
--------Lucky-------Dan
60'----1.766-------1.731
330---5.127-------5.033
1/8----7.924-------7.806
MPH---88.24-------88.66
1000--10.360-----10.217
1/4----12.414------12.254
MPH---110.32------110.85
Seems like something's missing. Oh, yeah - that would be the R/T
R/T-----.031---------.228
Margin of victory (for me, of course) = .0376.
I won by 6 feet!!! Side by side racing again!!!
Somehow, I don't think Dan cared about anything by the 12.25.
You're welcome Dan for me pushing you to a new best.
But if we're smack talking - I WON!!!


BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[dan03mach]

Oh, tried to sneak over here, eh?
Didnt' think I'd see this?
Better think again!!!
Check this out:
So I'm just mindin' my own bizness when Dan the smack talker called me out.
I said "OK, let's go."
The envelope please:
--------Lucky-------Dan
60'----1.766-------1.731
330---5.127-------5.033
1/8----7.924-------7.806
MPH---88.24-------88.66
1000--10.360-----10.217
1/4----12.414------12.254
MPH---110.32------110.85
Seems like something's missing. Oh, yeah - that would be the R/T
R/T-----.031---------.228
Margin of victory (for me, of course) = .0376.
I won by 6 feet!!! Side by side racing again!!!
Somehow, I don't think Dan cared about anything by the 12.25.
You're welcome Dan for me pushing you to a new best.
But if we're smack talking - I WON!!!
You did win Lucky, I can't say anything about that.. You treed the crap out of me..

[LUCKYMACH]

You did win Lucky, I can't say anything about that.. You treed the crap out of me..
All seriousness aside, you were getting some awesome times today Dan. :D
We did miss you today, Bill. You needed to be there just to defend yourself.

[lisaz28]

All seriousness aside, you were getting some awesome times today Dan. :D
We did miss you today, Bill. You needed to be there just to defend yourself.I'll second that! All of us were looking forward to watching this battle unfold! Sorry about your tire, at least we still have one more chance at Ennis on Friday night!!!

Be there, be there, be there!