SVT93Style
10-07-2004, 10:39 AM
One day a man in Russia is walking down the street down on his luck. Suddenly he kicks a bottle in front of him on the side walk. Low and behold a Geniee pops out and says "You have freed me from the bottle, I will give you one wish, but one wish only!" The man begins to think out loud "well I love vodka, and it is cold here in Russia, let me be able to piss Vodka for the rest of my life!" Geniee says "Done!"
So the man runs home wips it out and proceeds to piss into a shot glass....
"It looks like vodka, smells like vodka," he shoots it "taste like vodka too, the best I've had!"
He brings his girlfriend over the next day and tells her "quick, honey, get out two shot glasses." So she does. He starts pissing all over her face all over the table....she scream out to him "what the hell!" He tells her "just taste it!"
"It looks like vodka, smells like vodka," she shoots it "taste like vodka too, the best I've had!"
He brings her over the following night, sets up a nice dinner with a little plan on his mind :) She get there and he says to her "women, get out one shot glass and one shot glass only!" She say "why only one shot glass?"
"Because tonight, your drinking from the bottle!!!"
So the man runs home wips it out and proceeds to piss into a shot glass....
"It looks like vodka, smells like vodka," he shoots it "taste like vodka too, the best I've had!"
He brings his girlfriend over the next day and tells her "quick, honey, get out two shot glasses." So she does. He starts pissing all over her face all over the table....she scream out to him "what the hell!" He tells her "just taste it!"
"It looks like vodka, smells like vodka," she shoots it "taste like vodka too, the best I've had!"
He brings her over the following night, sets up a nice dinner with a little plan on his mind :) She get there and he says to her "women, get out one shot glass and one shot glass only!" She say "why only one shot glass?"
"Because tonight, your drinking from the bottle!!!"