joezgarage
09-29-2004, 09:42 PM
A teacher in sex ed class draws a picture of a large dick on the chalkboard. She asks any of the kids if they know what it is. A kid stands up in the back of the class and says "I know, it's a penis". The teacher asks him if he is sure and the kid replies "I'm sure because my dad has two of them". The bewildered teacher says "two of them?". The kid says "Yeah...a small one to pee with and a large one to brush the babysitter's teeth with".