46Tbird
09-02-2004, 02:25 PM
Blatantly stolen from another message board, then emailed to me...
Liberal Personality Disorder
by: snarfo_99 (M/Chiapas, Mexico) 09/02/04 02:55 pm
Msg: 84290 of 84437
1 recommendation
Liberal Personality Disorder is characterized by a set of both psychological and physical contradictions that leave the sufferer confused and disheartened with his/her life.
The initial symptoms are very tightly constricted nasal passages that causes the afflicted to make a whiny, high pitched sound whenever they speak. This high pitch goes up several octaves when they're excited.
It's also characterized by a variant of masochism, in which the sufferer continually berates oneself, the society one lives in, their city and their country. Concomitant with this disorder is a sense of elitism which is usually based on whatever can be grasped at, for instance; a pride based entirely on one's product preferences.
In the male this disorder invariably involved an incomplete set of genitals; small, misshapen and slow to attain a state of full tumescence. This is also accompanied by an extra heightened sense of erotic sensation around the rectal region. Men with Liberal Personality Disorder tend to walk as though they were trying to hold something between their buttocks, which is caused by a psychological need to keep their personality together, and they often have their shoulders hunched over as though they were expecting someone to suddenly start whacking them with a rolled up newspaper.
The Liberal Woman on the other hand has genitals that are out of balance as evidenced by what many sufferers describe as a lifetime of perpetual yeast infections.
Liberal Personality Disorder
by: snarfo_99 (M/Chiapas, Mexico) 09/02/04 02:55 pm
Msg: 84290 of 84437
1 recommendation
Liberal Personality Disorder is characterized by a set of both psychological and physical contradictions that leave the sufferer confused and disheartened with his/her life.
The initial symptoms are very tightly constricted nasal passages that causes the afflicted to make a whiny, high pitched sound whenever they speak. This high pitch goes up several octaves when they're excited.
It's also characterized by a variant of masochism, in which the sufferer continually berates oneself, the society one lives in, their city and their country. Concomitant with this disorder is a sense of elitism which is usually based on whatever can be grasped at, for instance; a pride based entirely on one's product preferences.
In the male this disorder invariably involved an incomplete set of genitals; small, misshapen and slow to attain a state of full tumescence. This is also accompanied by an extra heightened sense of erotic sensation around the rectal region. Men with Liberal Personality Disorder tend to walk as though they were trying to hold something between their buttocks, which is caused by a psychological need to keep their personality together, and they often have their shoulders hunched over as though they were expecting someone to suddenly start whacking them with a rolled up newspaper.
The Liberal Woman on the other hand has genitals that are out of balance as evidenced by what many sufferers describe as a lifetime of perpetual yeast infections.