sassystang
12-13-2001, 04:04 PM
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball all wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth but panties are next to the
best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it **********
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there fast.
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Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
**********
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
**********
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
**********
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok
**********
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
**********
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
**********
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
**********
Baseball all wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
**********
Panties not best thing on earth but panties are next to the
best thing on earth.
**********
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
**********
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
********
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
**********
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it **********
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there fast.
**********
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
**********
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
**********
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
**********
Man who fart in church sit in pew.
**********
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.