FOXRACIN
03-13-2004, 02:13 PM
A COP PULLS TO THE CURB FOR A BREAK. WHILE SETTING THERE
HE NOTICES A LITTLE BOY SITTING ACROSS THE STREET WITH A CAT IN ONE HAND AND A BAG OF M&M'S INT THE OTHER. HE WATCHES THE BOY FOR A FEW MINUTES AND TAKES NOTICE OF WHAT THE BOY IS DOING. THE BOY TAKES A BITE OF THE CAT EATS
A M&M AND SHUFFLES DOWN THE CURB. AFTER WATCHING THE BOY DO THIS SEVERAL TIMES THE COP APPROACHES THE BOY AND SAYS " SON WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? ". THE BOY REPLIES " I'M PRACTICING! ". THE COP SAYS " FOR WHAT! "
THE BOY REPLIES " TO BE A TRUCKER ". THE COP SAYS " WHAT DO YOU MEEN ". THE BOY REPLIES " I'M EATING PUSSY, POPPING PILLS AND MOVING DOWN THE ROAD !"
THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY. HEARD IT A WHILE BACK.
HE NOTICES A LITTLE BOY SITTING ACROSS THE STREET WITH A CAT IN ONE HAND AND A BAG OF M&M'S INT THE OTHER. HE WATCHES THE BOY FOR A FEW MINUTES AND TAKES NOTICE OF WHAT THE BOY IS DOING. THE BOY TAKES A BITE OF THE CAT EATS
A M&M AND SHUFFLES DOWN THE CURB. AFTER WATCHING THE BOY DO THIS SEVERAL TIMES THE COP APPROACHES THE BOY AND SAYS " SON WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? ". THE BOY REPLIES " I'M PRACTICING! ". THE COP SAYS " FOR WHAT! "
THE BOY REPLIES " TO BE A TRUCKER ". THE COP SAYS " WHAT DO YOU MEEN ". THE BOY REPLIES " I'M EATING PUSSY, POPPING PILLS AND MOVING DOWN THE ROAD !"
THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY. HEARD IT A WHILE BACK.